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I don't care if it produced an endless supply of hot delicious churros straight out of the glovebox, I will never buy a fucking Tesla

In preparation for the ITV undercover investigation of Reform UK I am preparing my response: -It was just locker room banter -That’s how people talk outside the Westminster bubble -The person being racist was just a contractor -The investigation was illegal and we are suing them

We have carried out an internal inquiry into the ITV undercover investigation and I can confirm that everyone in Reform is totally blameless.

My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.

😂Brilliant

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.

"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors

Looking forward to Celebrity Traitors! #thetraitors #celebritytraitors

Arrest and prosecute “Danny Tommo” or lose the country to the Fascists. That’s the choice here

Tommy Robinson thinks he’s above the law. Let’s see if the taxman agrees. We are calling on the Government to refer the evidence around Stephen Lennon’s finances to HMRC for a full investigation. #C4Dispatches secure.hopenothate.org.uk/page/199860/...

I'd like to thank this lady. Reform would be nowhere at all without people as unutterably stupid as her.

So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is: "Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country." Ok.

Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.

"Dear Diary, Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bollocks"

Personally find it implausible that Nigel Farage could be implicated here, he's only been an MP for three weeks.

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Good to see Tonali looks as interested for Spurs as he did for Newcastle last year. I think he’s trying to get his value down to a level where he can fuck off back to Italy.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

They're wearing the cats.....

All my pets are rescues. All had shit lives. Not anymore.

Clacton bin day leaflet, make sure the local Facebook and tiktok groups have a copy

Awful news. Glen was a super talent. I often look at the battered front of my old Takamine and think about how much love he must have poured into his. RIP. www.irishtimes.com/culture/musi...

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he just said “AGHHGHGGHG IT BURRNNNSS!!!” the whole time because he’s in Hell

Seen in Philadelphia.

🤣🤣🤣

Right now Enzo Fernandez must be feeling the lowest he's ever felt, like he lost his entire country the chance to win the World Cup. Good. Fuck him. #TheFootball

It would be great if we all just gave him three years to get on with it, then passed judgement on Burnham then. Sadly, that’s not how it works now.

THE GAME HAS GONE. what the fuck is this shit?? Get off the fucking pitch!

The sport I love is being brutally assaulted by America.

If Mike Pence has the courage, the USA can still win the World Cup.

He’s been getting quite heavily into mindfulness lately. It’s not that I have a problem with it. I just wish he would stop banging on about it all the time

My new rescue still doesn’t really trust men. As a man, I’d tend to agree with her.

This is just too funny. Daily Mail poll at 77% Voting for Count Binface with Farage trailing way behind. Feel free to take part. 🤣 www.dailymail.com/news/article...

"Now say a mob of 50 people attacked you and wrecked your car but you didn't bother reporting it!"

Your move Nige. 😂😂😂

Game on, Nige.

I really like the idea of just not standing candidates, let him run against Binface. He’s going to win anyway, don’t give the whining prick any oxygen.

Had a lovely time slagging off the UK with a man who works for a fat orange rapist.

All I see on here these days are dying/dead cat and dog posts. Here are my rescue dogs “playing”. It only lasts 4-5hrs a day so it’s not as bad as it looks.

I'm confident nobody will share this.

Happy Brexit anniversary

Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such.