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This is pathetic. Ukraine tested Starlink speed restrictions in Europe and had no issues - the restrictions only exist in Ukraine. The Trump administration is actively helping Russia kill Ukrainians - and risking the lives of US and NATO advisors in Ukraine.

This is disgusting, but not unexpected. The Trump administration is putting their thumb on the scales for Putin, despite the fact that it’s Russia violating the energy ceasefire. 

Fun Fact: In 2014, Tuberville started a charity for veterans. But it turns out it was basically just a scam. The vast majority of donations went to hosting golf tournaments so Tuberville could network for personal gain. He also ran 3 Ponzi schemes. But sure, Furries are the real danger. Right.

Could he be any more pathetic?

Hey I know inflation is out of control and a lot of folks can’t afford basic necessities, but at least we’re tackling waste fraud and abuse by buying… *checks notes* 250 Escalades for the government.

Seems important

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Grandpa has had a sustained meltdown this morning in Ankara at the NATO summit. It's all over the news around the world. And in the US, it's hardly being reported, other than by Aaron Rupar. bsky.app/profile/atru...

TRUMP: Would you go to Moscow? ZELENSKYY: It is difficult. There are lots of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.

It’s the world’s dumbest cult.

Holy shit this is bad. Strait of Hormuz = free transit for 60 days, after that it’s up to Iran and Oman Nothing on missiles. All Iranian sanctions removed. $300 billion to Iran on top of releasing all frozen funds. We didn’t win a single point. Holy shit.

Can’t help but notice all the people who said Obama would desecrate the White House with Escalades and rap music on the South Lawn are absolutely loving this UFC fight on the South Lawn. Probably just a coincidence.

MAGA: ignore the fact that we just surrendered to Iran and look at these pretty pictures! Comical. If you think hosting a UFC fight and failing to fix the reflecting pool is going to save you from what’s coming in the midterms, you’re delusional.

It’s really hard to describe how insane this story is. Of course Patel went snorkeling over the USS Arizona - that’s what happens when you put an irreverent internet troll in charge of a government agency. Disrespectful assclown.

Trump complains he can't brag about the Iran War because of the "little man with the $4 gasoline": "I don't want to say we're making a fortune ... because if I say it, they're going to say, 'He forgets about the little man with the $4 gasoline.'"

There’s currently a frantic search taking place for two US pilots who were shot down in Iran, and this idiot is talking about taking the oil.

Just to recap: Russia is currently helping Iranian forces try to kill US troops. In response, Trump is… lifting sanctions on Russia and threatening to pull out of NATO, which are the #1 and #2 items on Putin’s wishlist

This seems highly illegal. And if it somehow is allowed to continue, why would anyone else enter into any sort agreement with this administration?

This morning, I was at Pearl’s Bagels eating a bagel and lox, chatting with the lady behind me about the war. Her three-year-old chimed in and said that Trump was vastly underestimating the geopolitical consequences that will reverberate from another war in the Middle East.

The fuck kind of answer is this

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

🚨 An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. Other documents that mention Trump have been taken down (and some restored). www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

MAGA, yall good with mass domestic surveillance and autonomous weapons with no humans in the OODA loop?

As if we needed more evidence that the ultra-rich are sociopaths: Bezos' net worth is around $250B. That's BILLION. The #Washingtonpost lost around $100M in 2024. That's barely a rounding error. Pocket change. Sofa cushion money.

Holy shit. He was filming. He went over to help a lady that ICE shoved down. Agents engaged him. His hands were on the pavement when he was shot. He never had his hand on a weapon. Cold blooded murder.

We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King. This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.

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Trump: I need to take over Greenland now, because if I don’t, Russia will. Also Trump: Vladimir will you please join my Board of Peace?

At this point, I’m not convinced the GOP would impeach Trump if he nuked Minnesota. They’re a bunch of subservient cowards.

Are we?

🔥 @markruffalo.bsky.social : “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered... stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him- this is crazy.”

A+ trolling from Zelenskyy

Me too

It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres

It’s tough being the oldest president in history. Low energy! Sad!

Every day, it seems like we tick a little bit closer to midnight. Would be great if the GOP Congress would quit sleepwalking through this.

Why isn't this a top item on the news? Why did I not hear about it until I read a random email newsletter just now?? This wasn't "caught in the cross-fire" - these assholes deliberately SHOT A REPORTER. What the fuck. people.com/reporter-sho...

BREAKING NEWS: a clearly physically impaired Trump struggles to ascend Air Force One big stairs! What are they hiding about the President’s health?

❗️Zelensky reposted a 2018 statement by then-Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, which read: “The United States reaffirms its policy of refusing to recognize the Kremlin’s claims to sovereignty over territory seized by force.”

9 Dead, Dozens Injured as Russia Launches Deadly Drone Barrage Across 🇺🇦 Ukraine The new attacks cast doubt on #US Pres Trump’s hopes for a broader ceasefire between the two sides, days after he said a “deal” could be struck this week. #Odesa #Russia #Ukraine #Trump

JFC. Enough with these morons already. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/20/u...

Hegseth bans books by Maya Angelou but not Hitler 🤬👇🤬

Very creative, San Francisco! 8647 ✊

Odesa under terrible russian shahed terror attack as we speak. More on their way to Kyiv to bring "peace" by mistake right?? #Maga #russiaIsATerroristState

#Trump has rejected Ukraine's $50 Billion dollar offer to purchase military equipment from American manufacturers. What could possibly be the reason for this? #Ukraine #RussiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #FuckTrump #FuckTheTrumpRegime

This is very good. Even people in red Iowa are outraged by the government's treatment of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

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