Captain Blye

On a day like this I am reminded to remove anything in my life that doesn’t spark joy, which is why I decided to remove my frontal lobe.

It's because soccer fans won't boo children but will probably call U.S. military war criminals. UFC fans will boo a child but never boo a cop or soldier.

RIP john blanche, one of the greatest to ever do it

If they criminalize gatherings the same as vandalism, causing damage and disruption then they are just setting the bar for kids to start doing those things instead of just gathering. You got me in trouble for hanging out? Well then I may as well just do something worth getting in trouble for.

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Guys Conservative MP Aaron Gunn is pissed that some residential school deniers got pranked by a CBC entertainment show he's making a big stink about it and..........posed with a large sheet of paper rookie mistake, my dude

i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.

Local Drunk Can't Stop Talking About Breathalyzer Installed in His Car "None Of My Neighbors Have This. Guess I Must Be Cooler."

excellent work from CBS giving a platform to an overgrown fascist man-child desperate for a platform. should have asked him about the fake US passport he had while on the run in Europe (a federal felony) or, you know, at least done some actual journalism, but here we are

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

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Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?

Still hoping one secret service member identifies with Jaime Lannister.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings

i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this

I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is. People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

When I first started out as a journalist I thought it paid to have a background in US history when covering America. Then I thought it would probably be better to be a constitutional lawyer with expertise in jurisprudence. Now I think it would be useful to be a psychiatrist.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter www.statesman.com/business/art...

True Art

And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense”

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government.

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree? NOEM: A what? CROCKETT: A law degree NOEM: No I do no- CROCKETT: Okay

Emmanuel Damas, 56, died in ICE custody on Monday. Damas came to the U.S. from Haiti seeking asylum. After six months in ICE custody—the last four at CoreCivic's Florence Correctional Center—he died from complications from a tooth infection. A tooth infection. 1/3 tucson.com/news/local/b...

We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court. That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits. Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.