Full-time geek and dog mom from Norway 🤓 Loves sci-fi, gaming, chocolate & coffee. Teaching my dog Pixel to talk using buttons 🐾 Renovating a house 🛠️ Be kind! 💙
(Former Microsoft Data Platform MVP)
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Listening to a report about Google chopping down a quarter of a million trees in Finland to build a data centre while washing out yoghurt pots for the recycling
Left: President Trump insults Norway calling it a sh*thouse country
Right: Visit Norway, the tourism board, trolls President Trump, displaying some of their best toilets on their Instagram 😅
Did this annoy you? Now imagine what he'd be saying if we weren't a primarily white country.
Oh, you just laughed at how dumb and senile he is and then take this as a badge of honor? Cool, now take him seriously, because he is. He wants to wipe the world clean of anyone not like him.
Norway: "I didn't get the Nobel Prize so I don't want anybody from Norway. I don't want anything to do with Norway…Frankly, Norway sucks. Norway has become a shithouse country, actually."
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I started working in tech because I don't like people and I never want to be a manager.
Now my job is talking with people to understand what they need, describe and delegate detailed tasks to agents, review, test, and validate. Preferably managing three projects simultaneously.
Fml.
I've been cleaning out my office and attic today. Filled up five trash bags containing 14 years of conference and MVP swag that used to mean a lot to me, that I'm now ready to part with. The memories will always stay with me even if I don't keep the buttons and stickers and pens from 2015 😄
Apparently someone from Microsoft told my client that Azure integration services is the best practice way of ingesting data into Fabric. My client is now confused why we're using things like mirroring and notebooks instead.
...I'm looking forward to the meeting with that Microsoft employee 🙃
I'm the kind of person who saves everything until a special occasion or until I've "deserved" it. Pretty dress? Save it for a party. Dessert? Only after I've finished dinner. A good movie? Definitely for an evening I can properly enjoy it.
Today, I found something that made me rethink my choices.
Today, I found a box of sardines I've saved for probably close to ten years. Sardines. Canned. Because it was from Portugal in a pretty, pink box with nice branding. I've saved a box of sardines for "the right occasion". Meaning it has been sitting hidden in a cabinet for ten years.
So I opened the can on a regular Monday. (They were way better than I thought!) But it reminded me to maybe not save everything for the right time? Maybe I can make regular days better by choosing to make them "special".
Wear the dress. Enjoy the dessert first. Watch the movie. Eat the sardines.
Good news, everyone. The meeting about protecting focus time was well attended.
Do you need focus time to focus on your focus time?
Wrong answers only!
I'm a hypocrite. Personally, I detest (gen) AI. I despise big tech for monetizing human creativity, contributions, connections and communities, then renting it back to us. At work, though? I have three licenses and use them every day to be able to keep up with tasks. I hate it.
If you "support the community" by frequently positioning yourself on the center stage in the spotlight while the community are your "guests" or "participants", you're not the good person you think you are.
The number of apologists in this thread is insane… It’s simple, don’t market your product as limitless when there are clear limits (yes I was in the Synapse Analytics trenches). Be clear about your ability to provide your services and people will understand. Limit at creation time and people won’t…
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
"To prioritize resources for existing customers in an Azure region, Microsoft may restrict access for customers without resources in that location."
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/...
Why aren't more people loudly screaming about this? 🚨
This is the cloud provider many of us have trusted with our business-critical infrastructure, systems and applications. Now they cannot manage their own infrastructure. They are shoving the responsibility and consequences over on their customers instead.
And we're not publicly enraged!? 👀
Life is good ❤️ I'm spending less time on social media, more time with my two- and four-legged loves. I'm enjoying gaming again, often laughing uncontrollably. I'm finally working to live instead of living for work. If a slower, more meaningful life is the millennial midlife crisis, I'll embrace it.
I dag har jeg lært om appen Yappe, en norskutviklet meldingstjeneste for barn: www.yappe.no Har ikke barn selv, men heier på denne ideen og på norske utviklere 🤓
A little update from the audiobook company that shares profits with independent bookshops...We've added two new company values:
✅ Accessibility is ingrained in all our work
✅ We fight for the freedom to read
I'm glad I no longer have to keep slide decks and blog posts updated. The other icons have just caught up to the folded look and now they all have to be flattened again? Have fun, MVPs 😂
If you're a perfectionist, terrified of failing and hate losing control, I highly recommend playing Oxygen Not Included. You'll have no clue how to start, make every mistake possible, and learn the hard way how easy it is to kill your colonies 😬 You'll hate it and love it and get over your fears 😂
Microsoft has gone full obnoxious with "Upgrade your plan" in Office. The button doesn't go away and will drown out everything else in Word, including the name of the file you're editing.
If you needed evidence MSFT is panicked over retail Copilot sales, this is pretty compelling evidence.
Jeg jobber som konsulent i privat sektor. Blir til tider lei av maset om å tjene mest mulig penger for andre, og ønsker en mer meningsfylt jobb. Som fast ansatt i offentlig sektor med samme type arbeidsoppgaver, må jeg ned til 75% av dagens lønn... hvis jeg er heldig. Argh! 😞
I'm so sick and tired of seeing YouTube thumbnails with exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. You're talking about tech, I KNOW you're not literally jaw-dropping over a new toggle button or whatever. Yeah, algorithms and clicks, I know. I'm just too old for this shit 😑
We also added thread numbering: Posts in a thread are numbered automatically, so you don't have to do it yourself. You can turn this on in Settings → Beta Features.
v1.130 is live!
Want to follow someone for their posts but not their reposts? Now you can — turn on "Hide reposts in feeds" for any account you follow.
before the bans, the requirements for trans women to participate in women's sports leagues was typically about 2 years being on estrogen and anti-androgens. if this transphobic dipshit is committed to the bit, let her do it, she'll become dysphoric after a few months & face transphobia within a year
Pixel's morning routine after our walk:
- Fall asleep on my lap
- Slide down on the couch to cool off
- Stare judgingly at me for not giving her my constant attention
- Paw at my leg
- Watch me lie down with a smug, manipulative look
- Snuggle up for sleepy belly rubs
...she's trained me well 🥰
All their future revenues depend on tech companies effectively stealing and pay-gating human knowledge and renting it back to its creators.
This is morally unsound and these companies deserve to reap the whirlwind.
Analysts estimate that 70%+ of Microsoft, Google and Amazon's present and future AI revenues are from Anthropic and OpenAI's compute spend and model sales. Outside of two unsustainable AI labs, demand barely exists, and they've massively overbuilt capacity.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-ai-deman...