Ghost

Who's your wingman if you have to fight a wizard? My pick is Conan the barbarian. He'll fuck a wizard's whole week up. He always has an ace in that particular hole.

Listening to the Bloodbound Gang and musing if Neelix would dance to it and like...duh. He would Magic Mike his way across the ship, that little slut.

“With so much confusion over the large-scale world-building we’re doing, we wanted to clear things up and officially state that Clayface is its own separate property that is in no way related to my DCU, but is also directly tied to every other DC project that I am producing.” — James Gunn

Tonight's entertainment

Old fart posts even older fart joke: wondereo.com/oldest-joke-...

Microsoft literally told fragile white guys to use AI to compete with Black co-workers.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

Art by • Jeff Easley

Seen this story all day today. Every headline says "27 year old Minnesota man..." I have yet to see one with the headline that the man was Somalian. The most maligned and denigrated group in Minnesota www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/2...

I AM HOOTING I AM HOLLERING THAT'S FUCKIN RIGHT And good god the build up, going in for the kiss and instead whispering "I missed you, I missed you..." and then the THUMB ON THE BOTTOM LIP That's the GAYEST SHIT AROUND THANK YOU JADZIA DAX

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid https://theonion.com/aoc-tidies-up-in-case-federal-agents-stop-by-for-raid/

OH I SEE, HE'S A TOOL TO GET DS9 ACTUALLY OUT AND ON THE BOARD

The Supreme Court burns to the ground in Albania, Parliament and the Department of Education has been stormed, the Prime Minister is in hiding and the country is effectively in the hands of the rebels. Albania rejects blatant corruption and their country being sold.

Don't be the kind of turnip that misses the $13.95 Effin’ Birds shirt sale. eatf.art/tees Ends Wednesday!

I made another account, and it encompasses my spicy side including the local kink scene and other more explicit accounts. If we're friends here and you have a spicy account I've probably already followed you from there. Otherwise if you're curious let me know and I'll give you the handle.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Multi-billion dollar news agencies breathlessly reporting every insane thing a billionaire says is one of the most infuriating things about the world WHO GIVES A SHIT HE'S JUST SAYING NONSENSE And even if he actually DID this, unlike his last 50 promises, a share of SpaceX is worth $146. Wowee.

NEW: US to livestream execution of Ukraine www.duffelblog.com/us-to-livest...

I thought this would be funny but in my defense I

Don't let this opportunity to see both Eric Idle and Weird Al in tandem! I mean, Eric Idle AND Weird Al...say no more! By the way, Eric's new book, Idle in Provence, is a lovely bit of warmth and nostalgia.

EXCITING NEWS After 15 years of never being able to sell a used textbook to the guy who comes by our offices, I just sold a TEN YEAR OLD BOOK because APPARENTLY no one trusts E-texts anymore and everyone is going analog again!! PRINT BOOKS ARE COMING BACK BABEE

Art by • Trustpixels

Taylor's Falls was full to the brim with State Fair esque traffic so my scenic walk became a scenic drive. But Antz is on Netflix and I have some THC chocolates and that makes for a pretty good afternoon I think.

If you want to know what Donald will say today, read what the Kremlin said yesterday.

The further Putinisation of America. Stuck in a war it cannot win, the regime lies about the casualties it is taking.

I think I will get my kilt on and take a walk around the potholes at Taylor's Falls today. Come walk with me.

Hakeem Jeffries and the dems probably working across the aisle right now to give trump 5 billion dollars for public execution training

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

The Jedi really were shitheels, yea.

Guys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened.

happy spooky month 🎃

why can't latinum be replicated

“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chair

is it racist to say human resources

NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

[trying to be cool talking to all the perverts online] Heh, Yeah, I'm Into Pretty Extreme Kink* Too * five hours of cuddling

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster