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This is such a good post.

Walter was more than Chekov. He was a writer, a teacher, a thoughtful man, and a loyal friend. To the fans who loved him for so many years, thank you. He loved you too. Rest well, my dear friend. Keep navigating a steady course. – George

1. Lose election 2. Assume Trump will steal election for him 3. Trump is flailing around and failing to steal his own election 4. Oh shit oh fuck

”Basically, we nuke the bastards first.”

Very sad news.

Again with the guns. Mickey is a menace!

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Anybody know if John’s favourite fascism app has been updated for the Duo?

Prints available in my shop of this one from last year. The perfect Christmas gift for the philosophically-inclined office wall . Limited edition, numbered and signed giclee art print - link to shop in bio. #philosophy

RIP your wiv da aliens now

I can’t breathe. I’m fucking wheezing at this.

Nathan Fielder Quietly Deletes Footage Of Theranos Machine Working Perfectly

”The Internet might go down today!”

One of the all-time classics.

I post this not because of this casting (it's a good move), but because the show desperately needs to be cancelled (it's a bad show now and it also contains potassium benzoate):

What a strange and wonderful life it must be, to be good at parrying in video games.

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I will never not repost this when I see it. What a lovely, lovely man Rog was.

“Blade Runner” concept art by Syd Mead. Of all his paintings for the film, this one is easily my favorite.

I often meet fellow cat owners who want to compare cat escapades, which usually leads to me saying "My cat is such 'a cat' that he made the international news" And they laugh at this obvious exaggeration Then stop laughing when I point out that it really isn't one www.newsweek.com/cas... #Pickle

Street Dance With Mark Zuckerberg

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

"We're doomed!" "It's times like this I wish I were a religious man." "It's all over, people!"

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

This is amazing.

"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still