Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼

Perspective.

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

If you are disturbed by some women supporting Lindsay Clancy because they empathize with (underacknowledged) peripartum psychosis, you should see how many men support and defend other men who beat, rape, enslave or traffic, and murder women. The men don't even usually have a mental illness defense.

Here's your weekly public service announcement. #PSA #Seriously #RepostLiberally

BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.

Release the Epstein Files. Lock up the Epstein ‘Philes.

Why would the cops just take Patrick Clancy’s word for it when there were 3 dead kids in the basement, one nearly dead wife in the snow, and he’s the only one uninjured? Why wouldn’t they investigate every avenue before deciding Lindsay did it? MA cops are so inept and corrupt #lindsayclancy

Sure did! 😬

Do not stop talking about the Epstein files. Do not stop talking about the Epstein files. Do not stop talking about the Epstein files. Do not stop talking about the Epstein files. Do not stop talking about the Epstein files.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak.

He fell asleep in a meeting with Turkish President Erdogan, referred to Iran as the "Islamic Republic of Japan", TikTok as "Tic Tac", President Zelensky as "President Putin" & once again demanded the U.S. be given control of Greenland. He's much less dangerous while sleeping than when he's awake. 💤

REMINDER 200 days ago the DOJ was ordered to release all of the Epstein files.

ICE is still murdering people on our streets. They need to be disbanded and prosecuted.

It will never make sense. They don't pretend to make sense. They just hope the people voting for them are dumb (with a "b" at the end).

Friends, they’re not even trying to hide their voter suppression. ⬇️

CT! The word is spreading fast! Aug 11th primary has a progressive on the ballot for Governor

May 2026. It just keeps getting worse...

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

A firefighter in Istanbul performed CPR on a cat affected by a fire, bringing it back to life.😍👍💙

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

Artists shitting on other art forms is gross and worthy of discourse imo

The ‘Board of Peace’ started World War 3 so fast.

a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope" (John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)

I wish we had this format more often instead of letting politicians blather on while saying absolutely nothing. My state (CT) should take notes

Shocked that Project Hail Mary was only mentioned once and I had to scroll all the way to the bottom of the comments to find it 😒

Goodspeed Opera House reflecting across a melting Connecticut River. East Haddam, CT.

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

what a shot

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"

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This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.

BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.

people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership

This is metal

Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-place-of-birth-to-mate-1819569927/