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I think he'd be pretty happy with how things worked out.

Pacific Rim and I mean that in the most laudatory way possible. It is everything I could possibly want in a movie.

In high school, I was averaging 2 hours of sleep a night. Saw a doctor about it and his response was "Napoleon conquered Europe on 2 hours of sleep a night, you'll be fine."

@gailsimone.bsky.social happy birthday, gail! Thank you for always being kind when we've met and pulling your punches occasionally.

Name a song with girl in the title but replace with squirrel: Squirrels Just Want to Have Fun

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

Stella is a world-class game writer and anyone would be lucky to have her on staff.

Song that was stuck in my head when I woke up today: Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

edibles is actually short for edwardibles

Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

“was the Grink there?” listen, Jeremy, i know you’re not happy that your father and i have separated and i’ve begun seeing someone new, but you have to stop calling him “the Grink”. his name is Richard Grinklestein and he’s a good man, and he’s good to me

Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way

If you are a writer that does not enjoy writing, as @samthielman.com suggested, don't write. I love writing. Every time I write I feel alive, it is how I found who I was as a person. To rob yourself of this is cowardly

I wonder if John Carptener has a counterpart named John Moviemaker who makes really bad ass horror wooden structures

Show us your writing process in a GIF

My first rodeo went extremely well today. They are calling me a rodeo prodigy.

Robert Eggers' The VVario

Actually your boyfriend is only "Jason" if he's from the Jason region of Greece, otherwise he's just a sparkling argonaut

Always baffles me when someone said “I didn’t hear about that when I was a kid.” Of course you didn’t. You were a child. You hadn’t heard of most things. I didn’t know who Paul Newman was when I was a kid, that doesn’t mean he didn’t exist.

Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars, and its horrific to watch

My husband and I run a game store and after all the tariff announcements, he decided to write out kind of a "behind the scenes" of how we spend and spill it out for people who don't understand. He's had so many reactions and shares I wanted to bring it here, too.

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Some young comic artists ask me “Dave, when can I not use a background?” And I say “Anytime you have one character throw a massive cross at your Catholic protagonist as a weapon.” And they pause and go “well how often does that come up?” And I shake my head and say “Not enough, youngster.”

Stella is a hell of a writer and any studio would be lucky to have her.

Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway. "The story so far: In the beginning Mrs. Dalloway was created. This has made many people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move".

A photo you'd use as an album cover

me when i see a clown posse

*eats whole wheel of laughing cow cheese in one go* who's laughing now bitch

I've had employees who start out thinking I'm around an 8 or 9, but then realize it's more of a 2 or 3 once they get to know me.

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

Still my favorite Mario game to this day.

*watching a dog chasing a car* he wouldn’t even know what to do if he caught one *dog catches car, hops in and easily executes a perfect 360 burnout*