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As I've said, this is either an impeachable offense that Democrats act on or it's a new precedent.

I may have changed my mind on the idea of live-streaming firing squads. In general. For no particular reason.

Did…the Onion buy the NYT? Please tell me the Onion bought NYT.

Y’all… I went onto the DOJ, Civil Rights division website, as one does. I was looking for election-related info, but never found it because holy shit, Harmeet. Obvious agenda much? The oddest by far is the desperately hopeful “Have you been transed against your will?” (Loosely paraphrased, lol)

For those that also suffer from depression

Talarico is living rent free in these guys heads. Can’t find dirt on him, making stuff up, uh, didn’t work out. ❌ Trans ❌ Gay ❌ Muslim? ❌ Too tan? ❌ Mentally ill? I think they’re down to calling him skinny & low t. Wedgies & swirlies likely backup plan.

Lmao. Chat is it smart to buy this really sweet Maserati off of eBay? I mean what could possibly go wrong? Nick Sortor makes me miss Jacob Wohl. (Yikes)

I guarantee Vance has made multiple orders of magnitude more references to trans kids than Talarico. Guess the FBI needs to take a look at Vance’s search history based on his own “logic”.

Oh my God, this looks even better than I'd hoped. Hell yes.

Imagine a lawyer filing 41 extensions for a 2 page filing. For a client sitting in jail waiting for post conviction relief. PA court system is an absolute mess. https://share.inquirer.com/bMMNXp

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

If you support this, you are an evil person. No tie of blood, friendship, history, or money will make me respect you. You have chosen to make yourself a moral outlaw.

Are we really expected to believe this government is so corrupt or incompetent that they’re saying in open court there is/was no one in a project management role for something this big? Yet more proof Trump is a really lousy business man.

Even toddlers push back on that bullshit answer by the time they’re 4 yo.

So, I thought about checking out the new journaling app preloaded with iOS updates. Visually, functionally, it doesn’t look half bad. Maybe I’m being paranoid, but I’m just not feeling real warm and fuzzy about committing many, many of my current thoughts in a subpoenable format.

Can someone explain how or if these are 2 separate things? A judicially approved search warrant does not sound the same as a DOJ approved warrant. To me, at least? But I admit to inherent anti-DOJ bias. https://www.npr.org/2026/10/12/nx-s1-5998856/federal-agents-search-congressperson-home-dc-doj

DJT on the wrong side of a TREE LAW case? Oh, this could get really funny.

Waiting for the announcement that the letter D has now been officially listed as a domestic terrorism group. Because whytf not?

Vance: Hypothetically I’m against bribery but w/o details… Trump: <incites RaHoWa in MN> Hegseth: Good news, boys! Operation Snuff Film has been approved. Michael Tracey: Continues to be irrelevant

That earthquake you just felt was from millions of Americans, of all races, rolling over in their grave to say, “WhatTF?”

We get to just make up meanings to words now? This man went to a motherfucking Ivy League school and “socialism is foreign workers and ’transing’ toddlers” because why?

Measles. Freaking measles. I hate this administration. https://share.inquirer.com/LjDX5f

“Trust me. After a while, they just somehow catch on. Even if you’re really sneaky about it.”

Will not fedpost. Will not fedpost. Will not fedpost. Will not fedpost. Will not fedpost. Will not fedpost. Will not fedpost. Will not fedpost. Will not fedpost.

The most Bluesky post ever.

Breaking banking laws? That’s what you mention? That’s like talking about famous tax cheat Al Capone! Pictured below: serial child sex abuser & frm speaker of the house hastert

Dagnabit. I know better than to check Bluesky on a Sunday afternoon! Here, I’ll try to contribute: #GoSports

Oh, thank god the reign of cheesesteak terror has been thwarted!

Can’t complain about “fake news” or a hit piece if they just report exactly what he said. So they did. This is the way. It can’t be sane-washed and objectively demonstrates his mental incapacity.

I do not think we should have a death penalty. I don't think it is any kind of deterrent. I think it's barbaric. I think it makes us all worse people. All of us. And we just don't have to do this to ourselves. We could abolish it, and we should.

😂😂😂

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Fuck cancer

This is always how it goes. The accused are allowed to ruthlessly and relentlessly smear the victims while engaging in a supposedly fair and just legal process that retraumatizes and creates fresh trauma for victims who are already supposed life altering, sometimes permanent consequences of rape

Another man accused, Scott Norris, denies that he partook in sexual misconduct but acknowledges in his own statement that misconduct took place. The men are already contradicting each other but I doubt any of them will be held accountable for making false statements while accusing the survivor of it

One of the Cornell students accused of gang rape, Scott Kretzschmar, denies it and says through his attorney that they are going to “confront” the survivor through the court system. I can already tell you that means victim-blaming, DARVO, and smears. She is going to need a lot more of our support.

Whoever is keeping the 2029 master list: Once he’s out, however he goes, the title of President or even Former President must be stripped from him for eternity. I don’t care if it takes a constitutional amendment, referring to him w/that title s/b illegal. Penalty to be a fine scaled to income.

Basically the govt says "sorry we sent these guys innocently to a foreign torture prison, but they are out of our hands now so we can't do anything about it" Except they didn't say sorry

I just spent half an hour trying to figure out what is going on with Missouri districting maps and I *still* have no f-ing clue. Well, other than, “this is really not how things are supposed to work.”

I’m not a war-knower or defense guru, but it seems to me spending large amounts of the defense budget on a vanity arch while simultaneously depleting our strategic weapons reserve is bad, generally. https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/09/21/congress/trump-arch-pushback-01086147

“Thank you, Mr Trump. May we have some more incriminating quotes for our compl…I mean for your record of bravery?”

Oh, so lying about the press, *to* the press, is where we draw the line and start pushing back? Good to know.

There is in option for Louisiana’s 1st District other than someone who tells constant lies told on live TV. I’m running for the seat Steve Scalise has held the last 18 years. My name is Lauren Jewett. I’m a special education teacher running to protect our coast, healthcare, & the working class.

CHOP, Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, is also the one Fetterman wouldn't meet with ... about their worries about ... measles.

Okay, okay. I give. I’ve muted “AI” for now. If our silicon overlords rise up, someone just dm me.

At this point, they're going to send out the Eagles Pep Band to open for Ed Sheeran at Lincoln Financial Field this weekend. And they only know one song.

Saying this to North Carolina, at the beginning of hurricane season, should be impeachable—at minimum. Because he’s already proven it won’t be rhetorical hyperbole.