Chucklestyle: skeleton haver

Trump Drowns In 2-Inch Puddle theonion.com/trump-drowns...

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LORD I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHERS

sorry i need to publicly be a hater for a second but what do you mean the giant 230k+ signature save mass effect petition is only about the IP and not the devs that were laid off

"Why do you believe capitalism is inherently evil?" Markets go down when good things happen.

Dazzle, why doesn't my child speak to me anymore? Dazzle: first of all you have 2 kids

Also "intents and purposes" please and thank you

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

Read a bit of news and that's enough today for today

This is one of those things I don't know how to explain to people who aren't paying attention without sounding unhinged.

If you were a Trump fan at age 11, your classmates didn't bully you nearly hard enough.

I guess the Saudi prince likes Fatal Fury more than Mass Effect. Missing big chance to shoehorn Ronaldo in ME tho. "ChatGPT make a Mass Effect game where you play as Ronaldo and Liara has big titties and you can fuck the titties"

Got sick of looking for collectibles in Lost Judgment, but held off using a guide as long as I could. I didn't just want a list of answers though, so I'm just looking at maps and saying "motherfucker." Even knowing the location it's still taking time since I've never been great at finding these.

When I say I don't understand the economy I'm saying I don't understand why there's always infinity dollars available to burn when rich people have a chance to do something stupid and racist

Musk needs all his assets seized and then to be thrown in a dungeon for the rest of his miserable life. And just for fun, his hair system ripped off his scalp. (I don’t like him)

This means that the increased price of RAM and consumer electronics was a result of an artificial "supply chain crisis" created by Jensen Huang pushing NVIDIA's customers to take early delivery of GPUs. Jensen Huang is responsible for making life worse for everyone.

People are wondering why he's saying this when Trump's approval rating is so bad, and I think they're at the level of desperation where their only real play is to try and get the unlikely Trump voters out.

Dumbest motherfucker alive.

New security update for my phone aka find a new thing that sycks so I can disable it No I do not want a Google search bar on my home screen tf is wrong with you

rare non-shitpost from your pal ceej: if you self-host plex you’re gonna wanna update asap. crypto miner malware started hitting installs yesterday, it got me and I’m usually pretty up on this stuff

these really demolished rokos basilisk for me personally, and a lot of other things

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

lol

Got to the boxing side shit in Lost Judgment and I'm trying to blast through it as fast as possible because boxing is fucking boring. I'm not saying it's easy. But it's the NASCAR of combat sports. A complete snoozefest.

once again reminded how the designer of the furby sincerely believes they are alive radiolab.org/podcast/more...

the big thing the rise of LLMs has revealed to me is that there is a not insignificant chunk of the population that considers cognition itself to be a frustrating and unnecessary burden

Even in the year 2026, with so many potential entries, this is somehow the most pathetic thing I've seen all year.

He had to take his daughter out of school! I wonder what that must feel like for a kid, to be yanked from school unceremoniously because of ICE

Bro, if your doctor is doing a cognitive test every time you get a physical, there’s a reason for that, and it’s not because you keep acing them.

Well shit.

New: I pulled the Character ai bankruptcy documents. They show: - They were spending $14 million/month on compute alone at a time their revenue was around ~$1 million/month - Currently losing $9 million a month - They admitted they enshittified & that it didnt work www.404media.co/character-ai...

Rename Columbus Ohio to something less offensive like SmellsLikeDayOldPissington

The distance between illegal government raids against opposition party members and planting evidence against them is about a centimeter

D+15 Midterm indicator

all those people who called me "irresponsible" for advocating air strikes against specific data centers better be eating crow.

the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon

I have many words inbrained from my latest trip through the Yakuza series, but at the current moment all I have is: Fighting Vipers is a hot log of shit. The kind that smells really bad, and makes you wonder if the shitter is ill.