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Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854

"NPR sat down with this solar calculator and asked it to explain this poem about God"

Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel

MY CAT: Runs over the keyboad. GOOGLE AI OVERVIEW: A clever observation, you hit a very valid point.

I love the dedication in My Life on the Road by Gloria Steinhem

It is very important to know The Worst Witch (1986) is *not a musical*. Tim Curry makes you forget this, and the story so far, and indeed most of your life leading up to that point, for three glorious, scenery-chewing minutes.

Lately I've been getting into listlessly moving back and forth within the enclosure

It's funny that even when Elon's generating his wildest fantasies in Grok where he's like cowboy cyberGuts terraforming Mars to make Blade Runner real, he's completely fucking alone. The background lyrics are literally begging the listener to not abandon him

The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.

It's Monday, and here come the four horsemen of the apocalypse (Teams, Outlook, Excel and PowerPoint).

Rejected System of a Down lyrics:

If pocket calculators regularly and randomly gave you incorrect answers to your queries like ChatGPT does, we would have left the technology behind, not insisted that 2+2=5 is HERE TO STAY, BABY.

[missed connection] You — trying on some dainty red heels at the mall shoe store Me — wearing four shoes, one on each hand and foot, rapidly skittering through the aisles like an ancient lizard creature until Mall Security catches, restrains, and tases me repeatedly

Puppy Court is now in session!

perfect dead drop 10/10 no notes (the shrouds really make this)

You know the phrase "gamble with your life"? Pending gaming commission approval, we have big news coming soon!

HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead.

If you don’t let us steal everything we’re not going to build our massive theft-recycling machines in your backyard

two roads neurodiverged in a wood and I - I stimmed until I was too exhausted to take either one

the complete accuracy of this

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

In politics, we’re torn between ideals and practicalities, aspirations and realities, the world as we want it, and as we find it But one day a manifesto comes along that reconciles both in every pledge. A rare moment of clarity and hope

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OK…who made this???

well that's rockstar, uber and nvidia on the fuck no list source www.bbc.com/news/technol...

I would kill or die for Larry

Web development fucked. Design fucked. Freelancing fucked. Content creation fucked. Education fucked Blogging fucked. Dev rel fucked. Hard to find a purpose in this brave new world.

Thanks to @chrismaka.bsky.social for finding this gem.

new metaphor just dropped

FUCKING EGG CARTEL