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Hearing a dude with a heavy Maine accent say the word turds will never not be funny to me.

“I don’t want any of us to be or feel un-housed in our bodies our towns our movements ever again. This book is my prayer; if you need to use it as shelter, it’s yours.” My memoir HOME OUT THERE is available for preorder now! bookshop.org/p/books/home...

São Paulo foi tomada por mais de dois milhões de brasileiros e de brasileiras unidos em defesa do Brasil, da democracia e de um futuro com mais direitos e esperança.

Why give to politicians who will use 73% of your money to enrich their consultant buddies? If you donate to mutual aid orgs like @distributeaid.org, all of your money goes to grassroots organizers, operational costs, and back out to the community in the form of product distributions!

Cool Zone Media is the shit

If we build a new city hall we can make the current one into a McMenamins

Curiosity or contempt. It’s always a choice. It’s always a choice.

In a 180-degree turn, the Justice Department has gone from its historic role of protecting and defending the individual right to vote to being the leading threat to free and fair elections.

I created a little something that I hope will be fun for people: Now That's a Skeet (skeet.contestdashboard.live) is an app that allows you to give out trophies to the posts you love. You get one trophy a day. There's a leaderboard and profiles, and trending awarded posts.

I'm in the West Bank this week as part of the “Protect the Harvest” coalition along with Israelis for Peace, Unarmed Civilian Protection in Palestine & Protect the Harvest.

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Did we really win the Cold War? Defeat fascism? Bury the Confederacy? In retrospect, thanks to Trump, MAGA and their enablers, perhaps none of those things. My latest. Hope you’ll give it a read. davidrothkopf.substack.com/p/so-as-it-t...

"By what standard of morality can the violence used by a slave to break his chains be considered the same as the violence of a slave master?" - Walter Rodney

Pretty astute

godzilla: hey folks it’s me, godzilla. nice to meet you the people: *start firing rockets at him* godzilla: well what the fuck

The Trump family has turned our government into their personal piggy bank. They don't even hide their corruption.

to be jd vance means you ate so much shit -- just legendary amounts of shit -- that one day, teary eyed with rage, you shook your fists at the godless sky and swore you would never again be in a position to be humiliated again. it means you were so fundamentally broken by the every day indignities

Flashback to 1998. My co-worker got a frantic call from his dad. His mom was a teacher at Springfield Elementary. Today. Frantic call from co-worker’s mom. Her sister is a teacher at Silver Rail Elementary. I feel sick. 25 years later and it happens so much that we all know someone affected.

Hines’ consulting firm got paid $6.3 million. Tether got the compliance period extended from 18 to 36 months.

When I testified to Congress this summer I highlighted Hines’ close ties to Tether. The WSJ has now uncovered a bombshell: Tether was paying Hines WHILE he crafted Trump’s signature piece of crypto legislation. apple.news/ALBX-2SuhRe6...

It never won’t be funny to me that any random episode of Cops will feature my home town cracking off.

Yeah that's neat man. Did you know the guy who runs it is using his unimaginable wealth to accomplish all of the goals of the KKK? I don't care if it's the Dave & Busters of blowjobs, I'm not going

i saw a tiktok about how arguing with Catholics online in childhood is a sign of needing to pee really bad and i can't stop thinking about it

The FBI was circulating Susan Collins for pay-to-play allegations after a major donor received millions in federal contracts. Then, Trump dismantled the unit investigating. It's no wonder she's voted with him 96% of the time. It’s time for Collins to answer to Mainers.

Every time I hear someone say My father would have been so happy about this not followed by rest in piss I just can’t relate.

Near Rochester and Albert.

Apparently laws and billionaires cannot peacefully coexist. 

Surprised more people aren’t alarmed about the financial condition of Oracle. Revenue flat for 15 years adjusted for inflation, only real growth engine is unprofitable AI data centers, future entirely tied to OpenAI and the most ambitious infra projects in history. It’s dying!

Men can only understand rape if their BUTTHOLE was on the line. We don't need to talk about empathy for daughters or sisters or wife. Would you be okay with it if they did the same things to your assh0le? Reply in the comments.

By far my favorite of these Palmer Luckey roasts.

My man looks like Cardinal Doucheilieu

I’m at the point where I’m confusing all the rapists in the news so that’s how its going.

So Trump's new AI chatbot? Creepy. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social saw this on Bluesky and gave the prompt "play minecraft" a test. This is what happened:

I have yet to see anybody misread a gif but they will pedantically pick the fuck out of your snarky text

JUST FILED: The dire warning from the nation’s food banks The situation is worse than you might think youtu.be/-I0LLITQius?...

There remains an active campaign to reply-harass Black people off this platform and it is not on us to solve this problem. It’s on y’all.

Democrats woefully misunderstand me when they try to use Nate Silver predictions as a texting fundraising tactic. Off is the direction you should fuck.

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Welp…

[Samuel L. Jackson voice] Nonsense motherfucker, do you speak it?

anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy