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www.borowitzreport.com/p/man-feared... Best Andy has ever done

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

Get rid of the White House Correspondents' dinner, aka the "Nerd Prom" (cartoon from 2015)

90 days ago . . .

Well I see all the ignorant lefties are waking up this morning to piss on our cheerios.

Jeanette Vizguerra was a Time Magazine 100 most influential person, whose family lived in terror of being ripped apart by deportation. Now IT HAS HAPPENED: Jeannette has been detained. Please sign the petition demanding her release. secure.afsc.org/a/freejeanette #MomSky www.cnn.com/2025/03/19/u...

Roberts growing a spine much too late isn’t worthy of praise. Mthrfckr allowed hell to rain down on us because he was spineless Trump tool.

If any lefty democrat could go after republicans half as hard as they go after Dems every fcking day we might actually do some fcking resistance. You morons are killing democracy much faster than magas.

On the third day of this media driven frenzy about the vote heres a reminder that this is exactly what corporate media moguls decided to bring down on us all. They are fcking raking in profits again while the chaos they trigger reigns supreme. PS If Trump wants a shutdown - he’s going to get it

letter from the biggest federal employee union: "AFGE members have concluded that a widespread government shutdown has been underway since January 20 and will continue to spread whether senators vote yes or no on HR 1968" talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/bigge...

Fukku @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you never once defended Biden with fervor you’re defending a Jew hating chickenshit pro Pali protestor. You new Dems are pitiful incompetents and are aiding the destruction of democracy by catering to the progressives detest you.

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Truly incredible how Americans can go to the polls, choose a bunch of incompetent jerks to run the country, then immediately recognize "welp everything's gonna suck now." I dunno, maybe don't choose the incompetent jerks next time? Just sayin.

How’s that “elect joy” coup against the most progressive, competent, and empathetic president and administration in history going, lefties? You are in the finding out stage after far too much fking around. And you fuct us all. And you learned nothing in 8 years, so we are permanently fuct.

Time and again we warned that Project 2025 was the Trump agenda. And time and again the corporate media regurgitated Donald Trump’s lie that it wasn’t. Regardless of whether it was a deliberate choice or an epic failure of journalism it’s abundantly clear that, going forward, we’re on our own.

I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots! deathgenerator.com#mw

Here are the Top 10 Dogs of the YEAR! youtu.be/W2Lgc-rALEE?...

Good morning to three of the greatest America has ever seen!

A bittersweet night at the White House for an early Hanukkah celebration. We’ve been so fortunate to have Joe Biden’s leadership these last four years.

Went to a party last night and this happened…

Former Syrian President Bashar Al Assad ruled ruthlessly for over two decades. With the help of Russian and Iranian forces, he also carried out some of the most vicious acts of the country’s 13-year civil war. We have documented many of these, from chemical attacks to the bombing of hospitals 🧵

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

Lots of reasons why the election turned out the way it did, but the corporate media spending more time investigating Joe Biden’s choice of footwear than it spent confirming that Project 2025 is the Trump agenda is definitely one of them.

Happy 100th Birthday to my Soror, the legendary late Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm! A trailblazer who shattered barriers and made history with unapologetic strength and fierce love for the people. Your legacy still inspires me to fight for justice, equality, and a better tomorrow.

Society if we keep the NFL aggregator accounts off this app

The movie Klaus on Netflix is a 98 minute diversion you won’t regret. It’s really nice.

The number of people on here who hang on to Rick Wilson's every word is distressing at best. He's the architect of the Obama "goddamn America" smear. He's a clown

Does anyone know what the Trump Cabinet positions are selling for? Obviously it’s the highest bidder and not a person even slightly qualified.

precisely this.

Couldn't be gladder that pod Save America never landed on my roster of podcasts to listen to. I'm sorry but those dudes are useless. Why is it that the entire Democratic podcast pundit class is populated by mostly white dudes. It's really annoying. And the dudes are annoying too.