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A really nice man who is kind to everyone but a jerk to the waitstaff is not a nice man. A democracy that scrupulously honors its election results but doesn't allow 5.5 million people in occupied territories to vote is not a democracy. #israelielections

i play keys in reykjavik's most mediocre jazz trio; reykjavik's most reknowned critics panned our latest album, 'glacial moods,' as a pale imitation of our rival's latest album 'glacial feeling;' i should have never quit the sardine factory, i am wasting my life

The earth is in outer space, man

BREAKING: Another immigrant has died in ICE custody, the 28th death in ICE detention in 2026.

I’m a bitch I’m a lover I fart so strong That I can hover

Kavanaugh stops in action: ICE tackled a non-verbal kid near his school, left him with injuries requiring surgery, and then left the scene when they realized he wasn't the person they were looking for www.independent.com/2026/10/23/i...

Oh to be able to read some Portuguese tonight

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Fed my cat late and he spanked me, please advise

Peanuts after dark.

Headline of the week

Look here, Beelzebub, you don’t do it

30k nuclear warheads —> 3k nuclear warheads

The check swing was the worst call in the history of calling things #worldseries

Risch +6 in Idaho? Lol

Perhaps if your precious “education” had taught you about converse errors, you’d recognize that “we don’t need no education” does not imply that we do need education, only that we have no affirmative need for its absence

I Still Havent Found What I'm looking for In My Pants

I Wanna Be Sedated In My Pants.

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” Four minutes and thirty three seconds in my pants

Sorry I said family game night fucks to your grandma

Nice of him to sign his tweet at least

The 4 types of literary conflict are man vs man, man vs nature, nature vs lawnmower, and horse vs triceratops

No, mofo, I am not going to eat a banana peel

Tonight, Yoda has achieved the dignified medical assistance in dying he spent his life lobbying for.

The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c

FUCK YEAH, MAKE HIM EMPEROR!!!!!!!

If I had four million dollars I would not spend it on a public accusation that someone lied about their child sexual abuse. I would feed people or something

“Hey so in the future, the Republican President’s closing argument for his midterm will be a long monologue about a candidate’s “ass.’”

I don’t keep my money in Swiss bank accounts because of the holes… because of the holes. 🧀

After illegally sending 280 people to a torture camp in El Salvador, sponsoring extra-judicial assassinations on the high seas, feeding innocent people maggots in immigration detention, and bombing a girls school, someone in the admin is finally facing consequences over a fucking golf course

My girl warming up some hot pockets

I feel like maybe it’s probably the beating of his tell tale heart or whatever?

Sobbing Alanis Morissette's You Oughta Know along to the sound of an accompanying theremin.

A 56-year-old Mexican man held at a federal immigration facility in Laredo was found dead in his cell Saturday morning. His family says the center would not give him medicine for diabetes, high blood pressure and a heart condition. He is the 7th person to die in ICE custody in Texas this year.

Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?