Dave Cobblers

against all odds, AI has created something even less appealing to me than watching a normal episode of Doctor Who

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why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

MISSED CONNECTION: You were waving at me out of a train window as it entered a tunnel. I have your arm.

Remember, if you're worrying about getting your GCSE results today, then don't stress: the fact you're on Bluesky strobgly suggests that you're actually 45 and having some kind of a psychic breakdown!

You don't get to be the richest man in the world by paying for your own penis enlargement surgery

I don't like Starmer. I want him to step down. But I don't think he should. His possible replacements are much worse and we've had utter chaos for a decade and a half. Perhaps we should let our leaders serve their term and think a bit more critically who we vote for next time.

it's with deep regret that I ask this, but, is... is.. is he being sucked off?

the time has come to send elon to the strait of hormuz

Wait... this is real? Reform actually did this in... Leeds? Did everyone get a badge with a ribbon?

We should go back to the days where if someone wanted to put something online they needed to make a website.

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

This day in history. 1938. Hitler appointed himself German High Commander and renamed the Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg Centre for the Performing Arts to the Adolf J. Hitler and Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg Centre for the Performing Arts.

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat

We Have AI Now www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

OMG! Not Sangohe as well!!

Disappointed that a brand as prestigious as YOLAAH would release dangerous and defective products. If we can't trust YOLAAH, who can we trust?

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

Only 385 more sleeps til Christmas (I'm narcoleptic)

Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year

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I expected a lot better from the WWUIUIWW Baby Store. I know Ningboyishuihanmaoyiyouxiangongsi well, he runs a tight ship.

FUCK WEBP!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

when I was a child, films and the media gave me the impression that as an adult I'd be gargling all the time. Now I'm nearly 40 and I can't even remember the last time I gargled. Really makes you think.

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With Musks "wealth" being made from big leverage on overvalued Tesla stock, he would ordinarily now be in BIG trouble. We're about to find out how much power he *really* has, and how low the US administration are willing to go. I'm not hopeful that the answer to either q is going to make me happy

It's actually much worse than this. They *all* know Russia is responsible, and they *all* know that the rest of the world knows they are liars. But they don't care because the truth only matters to honest people, and the honest people aren't in charge anymore.

Gene Hackman is gone but thanks to the magic of Generative AI he can still star in pornographic films forever

A stopped dickhead is right twice a day, or something like that

Honestly. This is exactly the kind of outrage farming that ruined Twitter. One Google search. Parkland shooter, Florida, 2018. Prosecutors pushed hard for the death penalty. A jury didn’t back it. So what exactly is the point, here? With thousands of reposts. An ounce of critical thinking please.

realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube

If Labour had been better with their comms, talking more about inheritance tax changes affecting "landowners" as opposed to "farmers", then nobody, beyond the minority of very large landowners actually affected in real terms by the change, would be sitting on a tractor protesting in London. #r4today

Hawk Tuah must condemn!!!

Posting dog pictures into the void. We got her from a rescue place a couple of months ago. She's absolute chaos but just what we needed

I fucking hate the timeline I've ended up on.

you could waterboard these people and they would just lay there, grinning and blowing bubbles.

I'm 100% convinced people who have christmas lights on the "strobe mode" are missing about three quarters of their brain.

♫ 12 drummers drumming ♫ 11 pipers piping ♫ 10 lords a-leaping ♫ 9 ladies dancing ♫ 8 maids a-milking ♫ 7 swans a-swimming ♫ 6 geese a-laying ♫

Take me down to recursive city Where they take me down to recursive city