Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)

Can’t wait to dig into @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social ‘s latest!!

Free-to-read post about the true origins of the caricature-worthy Sherlock holmes: tealcartoons.substack.com/p/watching-t... #caricature #art

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Acrylics on canvas (left), and acrylics on board (right, and still available). #caricature #art

Mark Knopfler painting under way. #caricature #art

ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱

BOOGEYMAN (1986) Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 28” X 17” I love doing covers for anthologies, especially horror. This piece was commissioned for the annual THE YEAR'S BEST HORROR STORIES from DAW Books. #art #booksky 🪐📚

"why would I deceive you?"

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

political yard sign season

This worked in Florida against Kamala

Marriage is tough. There’s somebody around you all the time and sometimes they ask “what are you doing?” and “why are you doing that?” Oppressive!

I have finished the portrait I have wanted to paint for more than three decades... Here is the man who led the mutiny aboard the 'Bounty', Fletcher Christian. More context in alt text. #art

"Architectural neoplasm" is a phenomenon where buildings, without apparent cause, start spreading outwards uncontrollably. If the growth is not quickly excised, it destroys the surrounding environment. While initially rare, this is starting to happen frequently to data center construction projects.

Spirit of the Pacific 🐳🌊✨ One of my pieces in my upcoming solo show, PERSONAL MYTHOLOGY, at GR2 Gallery! Pieces will be available online Saturday August 29th at 12pm; Opening reception will be from 6-9pm same day (I'll be there!) www.giantrobot.com/blogs/gr-new... #art #pottery

*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus

*cake commenting on field events* hes throwing the discus

“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...

*cake voice* hes growing hibiscus

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My friend and I like to grade how wet the movies we watch are and Sorcerer is one of the wettest I've ever seen

I think this Sherlock #caricature is finished. Acrylics on canvas, and available to buy. Drop me a line: Teal.Cartoons@yahoo.com #art

my screenplay is a real “fish out of water” story. the main character immediately asphyxiates and dies

a post in r/accidentalwesanderson that made me laugh out loud: "my son threw this at me during a dinner party"

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

@minakimes.bsky.social Lamar drops to 69?!? In the words of the immortal Uncle Tony - Mina! Defend ya boy!!!

Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts!

If you get engaged at Disney world they should put you on a list

*to the tune of american woman* aortic dissection

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

Lindsey Graham already on the Sunday shows defending leadership down there

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

The oldest known instance of the "Cool S", a symbol of unknown origin, on a tenth century Viking runestone. This sigil has persisted through the centuries and is still found today. Scholars believe its origin is unrelated to the letter S, and that it may have originally been part of a ritual.

@elementaryarts.bsky.social This one of ACD that I did a few years ago might be of interest...

been spending most their lives livin on the starship enterprise

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

She was determined to catch whoever was staining her couch cushions.

Went to a folklore mask festival yesterday! Each costume was a work of art and a piece of living history

The Veteran in a New Field, by Winslow Homer, 1865 (flipped), 📸 via @shanebacon.bsky.social