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“They will soon be floating at the bottom of the sea” is some generational dementia

Trump: “Iran just stated that they are going to hit very hard today, harder than they have ever been hit before. THEY BETTER NOT DO THAT, HOWEVER, BECAUSE IF THEY DO, WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J TRUMP”

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

That map is a prop for one senile old man

The phrase “preemptive strike” is as insulting as when we were sold “humanitarian pauses” in the middle of a live-streamed genocide. The powerful looking you straight in the face and telling you your common sense simply doesn’t matter.

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

Guys he's not starting a war to distract from the Epstein files. He's starting a war because he wants to start a war. Killing people in other countries makes him horny. If it also distracts from the Epstein files, great, but he doesn't really give a shit either way.

First images from the mar a lago situation room appear to show the administration pulling a wartime weekend at Bernie’s with a stroke victim

Irans supreme leader has been completely obliterated. Or as its more colloquially known, he’s fine and will require further obliteration in six months

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

Send their kids for a change.

Everybody dies

Really digging this new warfare where the people in charge die first. Gonna be a real shame if that happens here

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

MLB: “The sport is losing new fans.” Also MLB: “To watch your favorite team play during the week, you need this app, for weekends, you need a cable provider and an app, but every third Saturday you need to invest at least $500 in Batcoin - the official cryptocurrency of MLB - to get an access code.”

Trump: “We don’t want people who can’t love our country voting in elections”

Rafael Devers showed up to camp this year looking like a completely different person.

He’s appealing to the supremest court

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Does that seem fair to you?

We are watching TOMBSTONE. Dick Van Dyke and Wyatt Earp were alive at the same time.

When the president was calling all Somali immigrants "garbage" who "come from hell" and "contribute nothing" to America and therefore needed to go "back where they came from" did you ask him to "stop the rhetoric," Tom?

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

All of my democratic congresspeople routinely try to tout their bipartisanship as virtue. It’s cowardice

Larry Nance Jr., forward for Cleveland Cavs

#EPSTEIN HE IS IN IT, MANY TIMES RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES NOW!! COME ON JUDGE. WE ARE TIRED OF THE LIES AND DELAYS!

The Epstein files must be worse than we could even imagine.

We should have all known that the moment progressives pulled out their own guns and the black panthers were back in the news defending their communities, that would be the time for common sense gun control. Not 20 some school shootings back, don't be silly.

Don’t worry everybody. The party planner in chief is working for America

I mean. It’s the same damn picture

She blamed the puppy too

What the trump surrogates are doing today is what monkeys call throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks

From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Pritzker: The Insurrection Act is designed for circumstances where your rights can’t be protected by local authorities This is exactly the opposite. Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.

Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

There is no law against following law enforcement from a distance and monitoring what they're doing. If there was, local TV news would go out of business pretty quickly!

Humans are a migratory species

Not an exaggeration at all to say that the feeling in Minneapolis is that the entire metro area is being treated as occupied territory by federal agents. Impossible to overstate how overwhelmingly people here do not like it. This does not feel sustainable.

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

They should’ve complied

LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills

Too soon?

because I can freely download two different child pornography generating apps on Apple's App Store and the Google Play store, both very popular and highly ranked, I must conclude that Apple and Google endorse that activity