John Wilson

I just disabled PHP on my server, for a limited time only, behold my website: crazybutable.com

It’s depressing to see schools use AI to create flyers, banners, & t-shirts. When I was in high school the faculty would come to the art department to have students create these things. I learned so many skills that have followed me my entire professional life. That’s what I thought school was for.

The art is not going well. The more I delve into it the more it descends into thematic madness. Each element works individually, but it’s fractally incoherent on any scale of bringing these elements together

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

When someone thinks verbal repentance and a few tears are all that is necessary for restoration to leadership or marriage, the addiction to deceit remains alive and well.

Liberty Bibberty is Annoying Orange's Fursona

The Blob

@canspice.bsky.social git ass .

@canspice I was typing “AI assisted coding” and my iPhone auto corrected it as “AI assisted computing dong” and I couldn’t be more delighted that it was able to glimpse the real self behind the false self

I walk into the gas station bathroom and hear music. A guy is using the urinal, phone in his pocket blaring the national anthem performance at a football game. With one hand taking care of business; the other hand holding his hat over his heart. 😂😳😂

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

That's the whole point of raising the alarm about ballot fraud. So we can fundraise & build out the teams & infrastructure that it takes to *beat down ballot fraud.* "We have to be ready for ballot fraud this year" is the sound of the process WORKING.

FWIW a lot of this legal work is handled by state-level parties. That's why they're always asking for money. So they can hire the lawyers & squads of volunteer organizers that it takes to make sure elections happen like they're supposed to.

ok gonna get Sincere(TM) here for a second There's a lot of doomerism about how "We're all cooked" because "The GOP is trying to steal our votes." So here's the true story of how the GOP tried to steal our votes here in NC and FAILED. TWICE. Ballot fraud isn't final. It gets stopped all the time.

@granades.com hey a friend gave me a 3dprinter with a laser engraving head instead of an extruder hot end How can I run this thing safely? I do not want Surprise Lasik

I have NEVER been jealous of Skyrim players. Until now. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...

If you were a Christian, say, and you were wondering what Christ was up to nowadays, this is it.

Air to Ground Message: YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP Area: Louisville, KY, USA A: #a236c6ce84d F: #ffb6c6aa8cf

Sweeps are evil. I mean that literally. They are evil, they are dehumanizing, they are disruptive, they do serious harm to people, they make it harder for agencies to find people they were helping. If you participate in or support sweeps, you are wicked beyond redemption; you are unfit for humanity.

To jump off this, if I’m at a con, please don’t feel obligated to come up with something clever before talking to me. Unless you catch me in the first hour of the first day, odds are good I’m not clever at that exact moment either. You can grunt “Book good!” and I’ll grunt “Yay!” and we’re fine.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

I'm emailing my MP right now to demand this and you should too (if you're Canadian)

Homelessness, hunger, poverty, addiction... all of these can be almost entirely wiped out by throwing money at the problem.

If they can't work or something is so wrong with them that they *won't* work they still deserve to be able to live without resorting to petty crime. Petty crime is one of many, many problems that CAN ACTUALLY BE SOLVED by throwing money, AKA resources, at it.

Hey you know what? Low-skill, low-motivation, and learning-challenged people deserve a living wage. You want to call them stupid? Call them lazy? OK well now we know you're a dick, and also stupid lazy people deserve a living wage. People deserve to be able to live without resorting to crime.

I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶

Looking at you @thatnoahgrey.bsky.social www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-n...

Tree, County Wicklow, Ireland #photography #photosky #ireland #oc

The issue isn't that the robots feelings are going to be hurt, the issue is that you train your soul to reach for cruelty and rudeness when you don't have to. There's no consequences for it except for the fact that there's a part of you that gets fed on it that doesn't know the difference.

ICE: "We're going to start using torture gloves against the public." Public: "What the fuck, you should not have those." Omaha PD: "What's the big deal, we have them." Public: "what" Omaha PD: "We use them on school children."

It's 2026, and white Dem politicians are still moving like all of those Black votes are locked in and automatic. I'm here to tell you that they are not.🤷🏿‍♂️ This isn't a debate. This isn't an opinion poll. This isn't a discussion.

@canspice.bsky.social git flog

Listen. If you're worried about losing your precious online harassment privileges 💀 there are still plenty of people & institutions that are doubling down, covering up, & never admitting they made a mistake. It's so easy to focus on them

I would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Mayor Jacob Frey has expressed support for data center developments in Minneapolis” of course he has

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.