Crispin

Who here has two thumbs, three braincells and just spent fifteen fucking minutes figuring out why in the kentucky fried fuck his excel formula wasn’t delivering any output, only to find out it was delivering output all along; some schlemiel just put the font color on whyte.

Serebii Update: Pokémon Sleep has detailed some coming changes to the game including a brand new ingredient: Snackable Nuts Details @ www.serebii.net

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Bruh

Maeda Jun diagnosed with pharyngeal cancer Maeda is currently hospitalized. He has chosen not to pursue active treatment and instead focus on palliative care He's determined to devote himself to his creative work and new music project through to the very end

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How the mighty have fallen.

this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit

reskeet if your kronch needs to be wrangled

This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.

🎶do yousa balls hangin low, do yousa balls wobblin to and fro? can yousa tie up ya nuts in a nice gunga bow?🎶

Age yourself with a childhood crush, you say? Too many to chose from so here’s two (admittedly basic bitch choices) lol

This was true when I originally posted it on my FB page 8 years ago. If anything, is truer today.

This made me laugh

The only SI that deserves my recognition and respect is the Système International d'unités.

Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble

Slab Graveyard xkcd.com/3303/

Wonder what Gary Spivey has to say about that

god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

youtube.com/watch?v=hkTg... remains the themesong of the year and shit ain’t showing no sign of changing

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

To be fair, it deeply upsets and frightens Bibi that a Muslim has reached the age of 34.

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Try to live the kind of life that will make war criminals hate you.

Crispie and quoting quasi-obscure whitey raps, a perfect match.

Queen Mary Midas, if gold is a rose-colored virus Alive in the vilest environments around

calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not

FROM: Secretary of War SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately - No hair on the shaft or balls - Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length - When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb - At least one visible vein

Just like back in the day.

LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN

This mornings mood: youtube.com/watch?v=DbGk...

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gonna streisand effect all the way into canceling the entire tour huh

Her views are bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Thought it was the cats that had a touch of the tism, not them dags.

Ajani: YOU MONSTE- Jace: ✋️ One hop this time Ajani: *hop* Chandra: JAC- Jace: ✋️Right foot lets stomp Chandra: *right foot stomp* Vraska: DONT DO THI- Jace:✋️ Left foot lets stomp Vraska: *left foot stomp* Jace:✋️Cha cha real smooth