Chris

One year for Halloween I enraged my good buddy and fantasy football arch rival

“Billionaires who popularized stock-based lending include Larry Ellison and Elon Musk. Both borrow to avoid having to sell shares—which could trigger a taxes and dilute their voting rights—in companies they founded.” www.wsj.com/finance/the-...

YEAH FUCK YOU BITCH THIS IS AMERICA LOL YOU DONT HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT ITS MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH [sniffling] the…the mean college kids….they said i…i…I TAKE MY SHIRT OFFFFF TOOO MUUUUUUUCCCHHHH 😭😭😢😿

this dude is absolutely cooked. the haters have never been louder and he’s publicly signaling to them over and over again that he hears them and it’s getting to him lmfao

I promise I don't only hate your favorite NFL team. I hate all NFL teams. That's called equality.

Gave my daughter a special dagger she can plunge directly into my heart if I ever do this type of thing

Me, seconds before I get kicked out of the fantasy football group chat

“Liberals” being “the new racists” implies that conservatives were already the racists. Even in their fantasy world, they’re racists

we have to pack the courts hard enough that they’ll find a rationale to rule this shit invalid

Here’s where Deshaun Watson ranks in various stats QBR (25th) Percent of 10 yd+ plays (31st) Completion % over expected (31st) Pressure to sack rate (31st) Success rate on third down (32nd)

FORSTAG’S CLOSING MESSAGE: You should only have to work one good job and afford a roof over your head, health coverage that gets you care, childcare, and a stable retirement.

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

I'm not kidding, the guy simply has to be at the very least deported at the end of this. If we're doing "he's not from here" shit, he is the most not from here guy alive. He needs jail or deportation the second it's viable to do it.

there are too many big skeletons in yards during halloween season now. it's too much. everywhere i look another fifteen foot skeleton. we have to stop the sale of giant skeletons until we figure out what the hell is going on.

Talarico: "We just found out that [Elon Musk] is almost single-handedly bankrolling this effort to install Ken Paxton in the U.S. Senate and defeat this movement...Elon Musk wants our land. He wants our water. He wants his very own personal United States senator. He is trying to buy Texas."

man that's awful

but matthew golden flexing is a crime against humanity. league has got to get their mf priorities straight. you put this man on international flights with fucking blood clots?????? how insane can you be??

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

(Ralph Wiggum voice) I’m a class traitor!

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Once again. Just like the Paramount Merger Gavin Newsom does what he always does. Sells out the working class people for the billionaires again and again. Not only that but endorses a bill that will make it impossible to tax the wealthy at all. www.commondreams.org/news/newsom-...

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She done lost her damn mind.

Big Dom doing a Dem Party event is like D+30 territory, I’m telling you

Jordan Love said "F it I'm getting a highlight off anyway"

It’s kinda cool how Klint Kubiak saw Brock Bowers and said “yeah I can turn him into JSN”

El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:

8 time Texas HS football state champion coach knows what’s at stake this November.

Six months ago:

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

The algorithm really putting in work here.

there’s one true answer but it’s the correct one five minutes after game of thrones - the last true monoculture show - ended, we all collectively agreed not to talk about it again, and house of the dragon/knight of the seven kingdoms haven’t recaptured a fraction of that cultural presence