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im not paying to read the news im not signing in to read the news

ai is the future (there is no guarantee the future is good)

seeing posts with emoji bullet points and trying to guess if its ai or the person is just annoying

blueaky user: errm hows that vibe coding going for you? (they accidentally put their laptop in airplane mode)

@ alt southern bath county school based desicion making association blueskeeting "the president is a lying pedophile" because who knows

political cartoon of st peter looking over a giant book called EPSTEIN FILES when judging drumpf hit send

we gotta write a script that generates a csv and sends it to a distribution list

Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.

I look for info on the McConnell situation about 5 times a day, because--legitimately--as a mystery writer I have a major interest in how you hide a dead body.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that’s rape. www.salon.com/2026/07/15/m...

It's always jarring to go from Jamf, MDM software that works properly, to Intune, where you have to properly pacify the machine spirits to get a Powershell script to run in a timely fashion

shout out to the creator of the word cloud. no idea what its supposed to tell me

New from @josephinelee.bsky.social, in our magazine: Districts across the state are arresting and citing young children children for common misbehavior, leaving lasting trauma as the Legislature rejects bills to raise the age of criminal responsibility and floods schools with even more police.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone

In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket

the fuck

What kind of sociopath has EVER looked at a PDF document and said to themselves, "This could be a podcast?"

The absolute state of gaming in the big 2026

happy pride month

2016 web developer worries: "man, divs really are hard to center!" 2026 web developer worries: "there are 639 compromised npm package versions in tonight’s Mini Shai-Hulud wave"

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

Two police officers from Gratis, Ohio, an all-white town per the US census, showed up at a majority Latinx public school in Cincinnati—50 miles away—to search for kids for ICE, disguised as a “wellness check.”

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so glad to have 4 years of "sleepy joe" discourse and bro just straight drooling on tv while watching john hitlerfuhrer present eugenics 2

unserious website

helping people with tech rules because sometimes its like "yeah basically it sucks and doesnt work"

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

claude code enables bsky's competitive five fives reliability; not everyone can manage 55.555% uptime

why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!

> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme" > Looks at codebase:

He thought this one was a picture of him as an astronaut

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

Sad news for OpenAI customers as it has closed the Sora app and euthanized the top 1000 users, who Sam Altman will eat raw slivers of like human sashimi. "What this community made together mattered, and your refrigerated remains are delicious," he says in a written statement.

why dont we just send stuff through the gay of hormuz

lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible