That Dale Guy

I want to replace everything named for Robert E Lee with something named for Stan Lee

Lord I see what Brazil and Serbia have and I want it for myself

One of the fortunate accidents of this particular group of Fascists is that they all basically trained on the right wing of the Internet, so their real world skills keep lacking.

I'm beginning to think the Bari Weiss person might not be very good at her job, either the one where she is meant to be head of a news organization, or the one where she is meant to be a right-wing propagandist in a news organization

One perennial issue with right-wing types has been their opinion that they're always the smartest person in the room, and, also perennially, how whiny and discomfited they get when it's shown that they are not and that their cheap rhetorical tricks and patterns don't work on everyone.

Voted

My 9 albums thing. I think I just justify all of these if I am dragged before the 9 Albums Tribunal in the Hague.

What's actually going to fuck up Microsoft is the US' current enshittified federal government, which has caused many other nations across the world to decide to stop using US-based software and pursue their own (usually open-source-based) alternatives.

The Butlerian Jihad has already arrived ... it is just unevenly distributed

President Trump and the Republicans had a two year romp through every political fantasy nourished in their heart since The John Birch Society and Richard Nixon, and you know what: it turns out their ideas were bad and are tanking the economy.

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

Their closing argument for the midterms is blood.

There isn't really a comics Mafia, of course. Unless you count Vince Colletta, who in fairness did spend his days rubbing people out

Has anyone told Sen. Schmitt that today is the first day of Hawktober?

The Atlanta Hawks will be revealed to have been the Iowa Hawkeyes all along?

Gonna invite Sen. Eric Schmitt over to watch Marvel's Hawkeye.

Peter Potamus was a lie!

China must enjoy watching their dictator dog-walk the president of the United States, who then thanks him for the walk?

Jon Husted just voted to continue the Iran war for the 14th time. While Ohioans are paying record high costs at the gas pump and the grocery store, Jon Husted is voting for more war – and costing you more money – every chance he gets.

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

People don’t know this but each Flock camera has a delicious Wonka Bar inside.

Karl Rove is not complaining about racists in the Republican party because he suddenly developed a conscience. He's doing it because he can see the coming blowout for Democrats, and is trying to distance himself from what he helped build.

Gonna call my surf band The Strats of Hormuz

It is insanely funny that trump is so colossally dumb that he found ways that maybe no one else would have to make it absolutely right and factual for you to blame him

I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs

The thing about Harvey Comics is the way they made kid-friendly entertainment out of scary monsters: Ghosts, witches, devils, giants, billionaires...

Vivek Ramaswamat’s ads are getting weird.

This Saturday! Missile Toe and 3 other bands at CAVE Akron. We play at 9:30. BYOB.

Is he strong? Listen chum He can punch out Nazi scum

"Is this lens better, or this one?" - Optometrist "Is this lens worse, or this one?" - Pessimetrist

Tonight! Tiki Underground!

Next Saturday! More music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at CAVE Akron!

Tomorrow night! Music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at the Tiki Underground

I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support

That is the world these sons of bitches want to take us back to with their "it's all overdiagnosis and fakery" gaslighting.

Fox "News" viewers believe as they are told.

One week from tomorrow! It's music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at Tiki Underground! Music starts at 6. Ends at 9. Fun will be had!

In less than two weeks, Missile Toe will be at the Tiki Underground with our pal Miss Dreadful. We'll be playing some pretty OK covers for you. Music is from 6 to 9 pm. TU has drinks and great food. I had tacos last time I was there and they were delish. #TikiUnderground

Missile Toe! Miss Dreadful! Tiki Underground! August 22!