🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper

More 1837 whaling ship references in football commentary, please. 👏

Tell people to put garlic in their Reese's Pieces and they think you're mad, but also we love Thai food.

Vaxine is a nice name for a girl.

Y'all whine about lack of #alttext but don't caption your videos? 🤯

Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil

"Still goth as fuck", I mutter while buying my family matching pyjamas.

Hate to submit a bad review but it's my civic duty.

So you hate the word 'moist'... Let me present: creamery.

Hot coyotes in your area want to eat you.

Restaurant idea: we only serve bread and mayonnaise. $40 tasting menu

These are the types of burning questions mainstream media are afraid to ask.

Fun quiz even for a Canadian. I was raised in T'ronno but apparently I talk like Noo Yawk or Seattle?

I suspect noise bylaws (11pm-7am quiet time) were written in an era where most people worked 9-5 and did not have much of a commute. I propose 8pm to 10am.

Booked today off just so I can work in peace.

Found my lost Juul vape.

introducing brotatoes™, the potatoes for men

they’re called spreadsheet people because cellists was taken

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

Mangdar's Mixology Minute Piña Colaski (light, 5:2) -In sealable container: 4 parts Pineapple Juice 1 part Cream of Coconut 4 parts Vodka -Shake vigorously, pour over: 5 parts Diet Lemon-Lime Soda on ice -Stir or swish to blend, enjoy.

No offense but why would you decide to go big if the other option is to go home

I hope someone loves you as much as a cat loves a cardboard box.

Felt cute, whatever. 🤷‍♀️ #ThisIs50

Feels like ages since I was #ROTFLMAO.

First cicada chorus of the summer. I am in heaven.

Do you think the Americans would like a gift basket of my fresh, home-garden lettuce as an apology for all that smoke? Too soon?

Americans thinking Canadian wildfire smoke shouldn’t affect them and Canadians thinking FDA cuts won’t affect our food supply. We’re all on this continent together, buckos. Smoke, parasites and viruses don’t care about borders.

North American sports officials apparently don't understand the difference between water and air. #NWSL #smoke (No, I will not be attending the #ForgeFC match tonight if it goes ahead.)

Changing the word "election" to "erection" in every news headline will fix me.

Weekend At Bernie's memes break internet as US man-turtle hybrid refuses to show proof of life.

American MAHA woowoo suddenly makes sense to me. If it costs as much as a house to get proper healthcare, then of course people will drink bleach and put rocks up their orrifices as an affordable alternative.

Now I'm pondering a Cheese Library and my night is ruined.

I suppose we don't have to worry about the orange pedo intervening in future matches. ...Just the rest of the worldwide Epstein corruption class.

Perfect World Cup matchday. #WC2026 All the noisy neighbours can go to bed now.

How much you wanna bet this American ref is going to fall for every Brazilian dive and display of the dark arts? #WC2026

FC Supra's other keeper is called Vanilli. #CanPL

Interesting that white women with naturally curly hair are now featured on tv ads. Is it 80s nostalgia?

This is your annual Luka Modric/Robert Carlyle separated-at-birth announcement.