Davy Andrews

Good morning. I wrote this song. I will keep writing more.

Feel like this deserves a bump.

If only somebody had done a deep dive into Simpson's dives literally earlier today...

Exciting Personal Update: I’m now the head of Human Resources at FanGraphs.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

I got a goddamn one-way ticket to the goddamn history books

upping this again, if you or someone you know has an extra ticket and you're not asking for $2800 you would make a 65 year old man who's been talking about 1982 my entire life very happy

This, from @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social, is delightful

I think I’m good, actually.

You can't be Chandler Simpson if you don't do *all* the Chandler Simpson stuff. Even the original has a narrow path of staying Chandler Simpson; a downwards blip in contact rate or speed and he's a fifth outfielder.

Going to start a business called Edible Estrangements. We deliver a lovely basket of fruit to you significant other, then as soon as they close the front door we ring the doorbell again and dump them for you.

This is hilarious, and he says a lot of things the owners might not want him to say right now.

My wife was just dancing around and singing “Twist and Shout” to our baby, which is how I learned she thought the lyrics were not, “Shake it up baby now,” but rather, “SHAKIN’ A BABY NOW.”

If you want to get excited about Game 4, read some more about the biggest moment of Game 3.

Last night, I saw somebody mopping the floor of a bodega. I didn't realize that was allowed.

Read every word of this and share it.

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

When the cleat cleaner is completely full of mud.

October is the Thursday of the year. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Now this ambergris is a very curious substance

“God fucking damn it, Jesus Christ.” -The pope

In which it is revealed that Mr. Splash was a member of US Army Special Forces

The Impossibles doing "Star Slight" by At the Drive-In.

This article features one of the goofiest ledes I've ever written, and between you and me, that's saying something.

Hey guys, the Cam Schlittler no-hitter is still in tact

Cannot wait to read this. Dayn is one of the most brilliant writers out there, no matter how many times my phone autocorrects his name to Dan.

If only Austin Wells had slid earlier.

So Ken Rosenthal doesn't know how to pronounce the word carousel?

The FanGraphs homepage is looking mighty sharp this fine morning.

When we install the field goal theremin above the goalposts we will solve this problem

What a beautiful meditation on writing. This is going to stick with me for a long time.

Cool-ass job alert:

If you’ve ever wondered what the opposite of everybody at the bar shouting “Norm!” was…

Running on Nate Eaton? THIS Nate Eaton?! blogs.fangraphs.com/nate-eaton-n...

For those who missed it, I wrote about Meidroth’s weird power spike just last week.

Genuinely concerned for @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social ‘s wellbeing after that Fried breaker.

Chrysanthemums - 1897 https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10676

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

the two worst teams in MLB should play a game the day after the season ends just for the people who want more baseball. the people yearn for 2 pm Rockies - Angels

I know the title makes this sound like a niche thing, but it’s actually a fun breakdown of one of the game’s most interesting players.