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"Could be worse" hits me in my soul.

The 5-year cancer survival rate is up to 70% SIDS deaths have decreased by over 50% 89% decline in tornado deaths All thanks to federal investment in science and OUR tax dollars at work!

this is literally the first no regret move that would reap INSTANT benefits. low hanging fruit. day one you take this guy out back and put two in the back of his balance sheet and start the deportation proceedings. the rest of them will perk right up. this is easy, easy stuff

I'm fully speculating here, I can't find any conclusive proof of this, but Dare may very well be the point when 2 different parties influenced by the same recording came together to create the apex of synth-pop. I say recording because the track in question wasn't released as a record until later

I feel like I’ve shared this fairly recently but why not again. Jimmy Chambers singing ‘You Can’t Fight It’ over Kenny Lynch’s reimagining of Carpenter’s theme from Assault On Precinct 13 www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxjK...

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nice map ya fuckin jerk defector.com/making-a-gre...

Have some old Mickey stickers found in an old schoolbook in Norway. @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

Cameraman could have done us all a huge favor...

Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.

This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.

Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.

Oh hell yeah.

The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...

Are Peyton Manning's fake teeth and speech impediment part of the shtick of this Cintas commercial? Or did he just get veneers and hasn't adjusted yet?

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

here's the trailer for "MUSK" youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10

I try not to whinge about AI too much here bc I feel like bsky has that covered, but when I see people sharing AI-generated music... that is so fucking depressing Making art is the best thing humans do and music maybe the purest form of that--if we're outsourcing that we should just pack it in

Note it says they will pay for the trip. It doesn't say anything about accompanying a minor in an overseas flight around the world.

Fremch Toast, Fremch dressing and to drink - Peru

Choose you own adventure: Was this a waste of: Cop time taking this picture - p.56 Cop time counting the rolls - p. 34 TV news writing this story - p. 87 A piece of your life finding out about this - p. 96

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

Been there, Mickey.

Oh for fuck's sake. Please tell me this was in the works already and it's just a case of bad timing.

Yes I'm a proud NIMHby. I let Mrs. Brisby move her cinder block into my back yard.

a quarter century overdue for the man so nice they named him twice

Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."

you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year

If this is really what he thought, he really downplayed how much we were and are capable of destroying ourselves

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Yes! Why did this become so prevalent so quickly?

I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response

Oh, you have no idea.

My man looks like one of the GEICO Cavemen addressing the press about the allegations

This. This may have broken me.

Larry Kudlow during his interview with Scott Bessent refers to Trump's war on Iran as a "crusade"

Questionnaire by Wendell Berry

🎶 Forty Thousand Pounds Of mashed PBR cans 🎶

So god damned beautiful.

No one’s calling it Lake America. “Lake America” is what you name a summer camp for soft children who say, “Don’t you know who my father is?” after a t-ball stand strikes them out

Beautiful sentiment.