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butthead, ascii fanart (1999) web.archive.org/web/19990429...

You know you're in Minnesota D3 football when your schedule looks like a Medieval Times roster.

Meanwhile, in The Salt Lake Tribune:

babe am I still a green dot on your minimap

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Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Not a big story, it's just the Attorney General working with an imprisoned pedophile to help cover up the pedophile President's crimes conducted with his best friend for 15 years, a pedophile who the President sent, as a birthday card, a drawing of a naked adolescent girl.

Motherfucker you don’t believe in germs because they aren’t big enough to see

Discover sold my credit card to Capital One so now I’m getting fraud alerts using it at work, a place I’ve used it 2-3 times a day for the last seven years. I love capitalism

the biggest presidential scandal in history but the political media largely acts as if it's not happening. hasan piker has received more mainstream political media coverage over the last 6 months than trump's connections with epstein has

I need a ten hour mute button for when an account I normally like is being annoying

Jug, Pig, and Axe come together to form Goldytron: Defender of the Universe

Bluesky has four kinds of users

The political media is visibly chafing at the current situation, where Republicans are glaringly awful, fucking everything up, running deviant candidates everyone hates, and Dems are just being normal & winning. The force is out of balance. They are viscerally eager to go after Dems about something.

Spicebush Swallowtail #InsectThursday

Pistons 106, 76ers 93. 🏀 Cade Cunningham: 26 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists. Duncan Robinson added 21, and Detroit won the rebounding battle 54-37 without Jalen Duren or Ausar Thompson. The Pistons are 3-0. Who gets your game ball?

Tomlin finally given a decent fit on SNF

miner's hat realty, kellogg, idaho, 1987

𝖠𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗇 // 𝟣𝟫𝟩𝟫 // #RIPTomSkerritt 𝖳𝗈𝗆 𝖲𝗄𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍 𝖺𝗌 '𝖣𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖺𝗌' // #FrightClub 𝖳𝗈𝗉𝗉𝗌 '𝖠𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗇' 𝖲𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝖧𝗒𝗉𝖾𝗋-𝖲𝗉𝗈𝗈𝖿, 𝟣𝟫𝟩𝟫

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

I get embarrassed when Lions fans talk like this after a close loss, I cannot fathom having a fucking player doing it in the postgame presser

With cortisol levels so high I’m going blind in one eye: never in doubt

Real big quarter of football coming up

We knew this game would be close, I’m just happy to have the edge at halftime

Allahverdi Khan Bridge, Iran (1602) Known locally as Si-o-se-pol, this is one of the finest stone-arch bridges in the world, which was the dominant method of bridge construction for centuries.

Current* conditions near St. Helena Island, MI:

more like LinkedIn Riley because he's about to be open to work

Halloween football promos have no sense of balance, they’re either OHIO STATE WILL SEND USC TO HELL WHERE A THOUSAND DEMONS WILL PISS FIRE ON TROJAN SOULS or THE SEAHAWKS WANT TO *TRICK* THE CHIEFS, BUT DOES MAHOMES HAVE THE *TREATS* TO SPOOK SEATTLE?

Fans pouring onto the field as UCF knocked off #2 BYU in the biggest win in program history.

Minnesota’s got the Jug, they’ve got the Pig, now they just need to beat Wisconsin and get Paul Bunyan’s Axe

LOOK AT THIS PIG ISN'T IT NEAT WOULDN'T YOU KNOW HIS COFLECKTION'S COMPLETE?

moisturized, unbothered, in our lane

Indiana's win over Michigan was a remarkable expression of Big Ten football

Oct 24th - After getting stabbed by the Witch-King, Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood) awoke at Rivendell. 📽️📅 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

“Toxic Empathy” author Allie Beth Stuckey is now asking for folks to understand that ICE has separated a good man from his family over a paperwork issue.

Sports media is really trying to make a scandal out of a guy saying “yeah I feel like I work really hard and I hope that work gets recognized with a new long term deal“

Starship Troopers art - John Bolton x 4 for Starship Troopers Dominant Species (Dark Horse, 1998), James Warhola (1986), Denis Beauvais x 2 (1997), Naoyuki Kato and Kazutaka Miyatake (1977)

Okay I give up, who is Ethan Klein and why do we all care he stepped out on his wife