Football Philosopher

Football Philosopher

@derpherberts.bsky.social

Obviously, Beckenbauer a bit of a surprise there.

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AI users are such a weird demographic; fundamentally insecure but desperate to impress. The ad writes itself "Don't you wanna be smart like other people but have always lacked confidence, speaking skills and coherent thought? Introducing to you: Training wheels!" and 10% of society goes "FINALLY"

KetAnthropic JoshAI@ketanjoshi.co

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

"We have extraordinary things like Buc-ee's and Chick-fil-A, very convenient to eat in your car while you're having a phone call" Brother in Christ.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

UN Ambassador Matt Whitaker: "People are enjoying the United States of America because it's an awesome place. We have extraordinary things like Buc-ee's and Chick-fil-A, very convenient to eat in your car while you're having a phone call. It's an amazing country."

This is the actual mantra they've got nailed over their beds. This is the actual quiet part said out loud. This is the actual light at the end of the tunnel. The all-mighty clean up necessary after this admin could not happen under Pelosi and Schumer, snakes don't get put back in the grass.

“If we lose, people might investigate us" is a helluva campaign pitch for "innocent" politicians.

Since the admin has treated everything as culture wars, they must've planned for this to be a display of national harmony juxtaposed to the positively chaotic multicultural jamboree that is the world cup. This and the fans are the clearest rebuttal of artificial right wing display culture in years.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

Yikes

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Sodium-ion #batteries just became one of the most significant clean energy breakthroughs. Chinese battery giant #CATL confirmed it began manufacturing them at industrial scale in 2025. It replaces lithium with sodium — so abundant it is literally extracted from ordinary seawater and table salt.

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Wer hortet den ganzen Reichtum, während die Löhne stagnieren? Milliardäre. Wem gehören alle Wohnungen, Versorgungsbetriebe, Medien? Milliardäre. Wer beeinflusst Politiker durch Lobbyarbeit, um das System zu manipulieren? Milliardäre. Warum ist dann gerade alles so Schei**? Migranten!

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In ihrem aktuellen FAZ-Gastbeitrag beklagt Katherina Reiche eine "Selbsttäuschunug" in der Energiepolitik. Tatsächlich fällt der Täuschungsvorwurf aber teilweise auf sie selbst zurück, denn der Text enthält diverse falsche oder irreführende Zahlen. Ein Thread. (1/17) www.faz.net/aktuell/wirt...

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Remember when Trump removed Maduro and Republicans were celebrating because they thought Trump was going to bring freedom and democracy to Venezuela, but instead he just left the Maduro regime in place while stealing their oil like we knew he would?

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The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.

The political will to charge these people with the crimes they committed on camera while illegally covering their faces will be hamstrung by the most powerful elites in the country. It absolutely needs to happen.

Dr. DaShanne Stokes@dashannestokes.com

Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.

Arsenal's penalty is the direct consequence of how gambling ruins the sport. The most soft, obviously bought, ridiculous 85th minute call this year. Gambling going in as the obvious cancer it is on sporting outcomes but hey at least some people get very rich (the owners, not winners).

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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

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The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon. 77 million people voted for this.

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this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia

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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

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They are gonna push this narrative so hard when the time comes that they realize it's human rights trial time, and I need America to be serious for once in their life

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If you drive a 2025/2026 Tesla or still use X, there really isn't an excuse. You really are just an asshole that looks the other way.

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If you like yelling about misuse of the passive voice, THIS IS IT.

CNN@cnn.com

Adults and children alike were pulled from their Chicago apartments, crying and screaming, during a large overnight raid that has left tenants and neighbors shaken. https://cnn.it/4pPCXIt

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Mark Kelly: “lf you are undocumented in our country, you cannot get healthcare from the Affordable Care Act exchange. You are not eligible for Medicare. You are not eligible for Medicaid. They’re just making that up. They just like to blame brown people.”

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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

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“Who do you think you are? Killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it’s some shield from criticism. You’re making life for Jews miserable.” Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance