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Can we please just form our own country, away from these dipshits??

Isnt he the toilet bowl asshole?

I know you posted the accompanying audio… but I still don’t believe this one

I too, when I think of the US, immediately think of sadly eating garbage food in my car while rushing between meaningless tasks.

That’s what they think America is. Reduced to simpleton consumerism. Like a children’s picture book. Astonishing.

@atrupar.com why in the car? 1) because I live there 2) I’m on a break from my 3rd job ubering Pick one.

You're confusing "want" with "want for a not depressing reason."

What an idiot

they're eating in their cars so they can use all the mirrors and make a quick getaway if ICE shows up on the scene

"We have extraordinary things, like an extremely corrupt ped0phile for a president. It's an amazing country."

How many times do you think Whitaker has eaten at Buc-ee’s or Chick-fil-A?

I AM from the US and have a love/hate relationship with it 😵‍💫😔

😳🥺I need therapy… Time to watch more videos of the ⚽️World Cup in 🇲🇽 *The 🇺🇸needs an intense training on what is happiness, enjoyment… well, also in justice, health care, respect, geography, history, decency, ethics, love🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

www.gq.com/story/matthe... Ahem, a *big dick* toilet salesman, not a salesman for mere ordinary toilets.

Give me a two hour French lunch away from the office any day.

Matt neglects to mention his contribution to American culture -- The MASCULINE TOILET for well endowed men www.yahoo.com/news/dems-ma...

These people are so fucking WEIRD!

Fast food to eat in your car while talking on the phone, that's what makes America great??? Extraordinary? Nice advertising plug for two businesses by the way.

every damn thing from these incompetents is embarrassing what America really is is a place of ideals, ethics, dreams, inclusion, service, and democracy…that is, anything that has nothing to do with the current racist xenophobic regime

Extraordinary things like eating something from Buc-ee’s in your car? While talking on the phone, no less? Eat your heart out, Europe!

Yes, you’ve nailed it. My head’s exploding.

Accurate.

The kind of guy who demands an apology from his wife for making him beat her. He feels soooo guilty when she does that, you see.

Real "Let them eat cake!" vibes from this asshole. Although lobster tails may be the secret to getting the taste of Trump's balls out of one's mouth, who knows?

Yes Buc-ee’s an Chick-fil-A clearly beat out the Louvre, Tuscany, the Cliffs of Mohar and St. Peter’s. Can’t eat alleged food in your car in these places….who is this deeply unserious tool?!

Also have the big dick toilets he used to sell!

**Eating and taking a phone call in a car is available in other countries**

Yeah, fuck those countries that give free healthcare or better work life balance, America! Junk Food and commercialism! Fuck yeah!

Soooo... No where else in the world had fast food, cars and mobile phones?

Continuously amazed at this administration's ability to find and hire the stoopidest people. Man, the reconstruction is gonna be long.

🤣🤣That too. Primitively old-fashioned.

These people are weird as hell. It's as if they're aliens from another planet pretending (and failing) to be human.

That one ain't right in the head

Aside from what an awful activity to cherish- how much stock does he and/or the orange demon own in these companies?

These people are soooo fucking bizarre..

When you set out to destroy the pluralist democracy and relatively equal opportunity (I know, I know) that has made America stand out from its peers historically and replace them with large scale corruption and oppression, you’re left with Buc-ees, Chik-fil-a, and weeping on the phone in your car.

Not sure if Accidental Partridge has migrated over from the other place but that's definitely one. The British equivalent would be "Come to the UK, home of Tebay services on the M6."

Never been to either, friend.

The American Dream

I can have an egg banjo in my car as I drive from Chester to London. Fast food isn't the winner that you think it is.

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What a fucking moron!

😬 Museums, national parks, and rich, diverse culture don’t rate? Oh… wait… he’s one of those anti-woke twits, isn’t he.

When I last checked I believe I read that Chick-fil-A Had one of the lowest ranking for animal welfare Used antibiotics because of above Refused to sign BCC (Better Chicken Commitment) It's almost as if they are looking for a slogan "USA - home of dreadful food produced dreadfully"

Let's not forget reality. #un criticises US #DOJ uses terms like femicide and international crime. 4 months ago in Feb 2026. #epsteinFiles #trump Flawed ‘Epstein Files’ disclosures undermine accountability for grave crimes against women and girls: UN experts | OHCHR share.google/PD7E43q2ewdU...

Same thing I posted to the moronic Hassett the other day - I started following Aaron very early on and one of the things he's helped me to realize is that many of the people who hold positions of great influence and authority in this country are fucking stupid.

Isn’t he the toilet salesman?

pretty clear who he’s trying to appeal to.

I've eaten in a car and talked on the phone whilst traveling across the West Bank from Jericho to Bethlehem. Good to know that the occupied and oppressed Palestinian Authority is on par with the USA. #sillyman #empire #resist #nopride

Meanwhile one of the best World Cup visitor videos I've watched was just an Australian guy losing his mind over KFC.

I know, I was generalising. Sorry.

I haven’t had CFA since a long time ago. I like my chicken sandwiches with more grease and less homophobia.

No lunch break. Only work.

this remake of idiocracy absolutely sucks

The American dream as we are living through the American nightmare

A toilet salesman apparently likes eating in his car.

I’m sure gonna miss eating overpriced, soggy food in the McDonald’s parking lot while talking on the phone (who does this, btw? People don’t talk on the phone while they scarf burgers, hopefully) when I go to Montreal next month. I guess they don’t have fast food or parking lots or phones there.

Buc-ee's is NOT just a gas station

😂

It's how we maintain our edge on obesity numbers, eating junk food in cars!

He really doesn’t have a life does he?

Name one other country besides all of them where you can eat food in your car while on the phone.

😂😂😂FFS it's just gets better and better 😂😂😂😂

Fucking hell. I suppose US citizens should be grateful that he didn’t talk about Cheese Whizz…😳

Of course this waste of space person equates American greatness with fast food and cars.

How pathetically embarrassing for us. These clowns and jokers represent the USA to the world. Oy gevalt

Yeah, other countries don't have drive thru, shitty fried chicken or a clean gas station with fun snacks!

America: Home of the antisocial fat ass. So proud.

That’s hilarious. He needs to get out more.

What the hell happend to pride in our diversity, in our industries in the national unity of made in the USA instead of the USA made in China, whats going on with our moral prerogative and duty to be the arbiters of international law, self determination and democracy? How about some pride for that.

This wouldn't make my list if it had as many pages as the Oxford English dictionary. Let's Make America Mundane Again!

The majority of America citizens are good people, but the majority of American politicians are assholes, straight up.

He actually is absolutely correct. It is just sad that the USA is currently let by a fascist movement. Otherwise it is indeed awesome!!

He is trash

Weirdo

Heart for verification.

America is a great nation because we have places where you can shove garbage down your throat while sitting in a car

Thank you, I was hoping someone in the comments would mention this 😊

thank you for the facts...I'm not surprised in the least to learn more about who this buffoon is

That's why we keep losing elections, obviously....

My toilet is still in the closet.

Hold up - has a registered Republican CONFIRMED that you are a woman yet?

OMG, I don't know which sort of toilet I have!!!! 😮😢

Had to see for myself. Always only the worst of grifters: www.congress.gov/116/meeting/...

What???????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And then served as interim attorney general in Trump's first term

I bet it smells crazy in there.

Lack of self reflection and intelligence is what has set the USA into a rapid decline... Behind the facade is a third world country.

Just gross.

This is The Onion, right? Right? 😵‍💫

I will never think of Buc-ee’s, nor Chick-fil-A, as extraordinary. Bland, tasteless, and poorly prepared is more their style. That’s probably more Matt Whitaker’s style as well. Just listen to him.

How dumbfucks like this have positions of power will always be beyond my comprehension.

Of all the good things we actually do have here this is what he goes with?

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"Extraordinary things like chain restaurants! And drive- throughs! While you can talk on the phone! Cause we work our citizens so hard they can't even take a break to eat!"

...and sidewalk cafes along pedestrian streets with a busker singing gently, while you enjoy La Dolce Vita with your friends and loved ones :)

Very true

Y por eso es increíble? Sería mejor una sanidad justa y gratuita para todos y un cuidado ciudadano .

A not so well kept secret: men are too often big dopes. They nevertheless rise to the top. Trump is their savior, mentor and role model. God help us.

How do us non americans delete maga from our reality ? Askingbfor literally millions of normal people just trying to live normally without this fucking stupidity.