Subtle Anime Apparels

If you ever feel unfuckable remember at least one guy on the shoryuken forums wanted to fuck the robot maid from The Jetsons

She had to drive around the junkyard for FIVE HOURS before the right kind of pervert ran out to hit with her car

My short story

interloper

My deathstyle determines my hellstyle

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

FFFFFFUCK… 😭 👉🏻👈🏻 sowwy 😘GOOD~DOGGY😘

People used to get online famous by saying like, “Uhh yeah, I love making my HOT BEAN JUICE every single morning!!!” But now you have to say like, the Monopoly Man fucked my ass

This is straight up Nazi rhetoric

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

My son was suspended from school for giving another student a "pigjob" and now we're all sitting around the empty dinner table as a family with our palms flat on the surface staring at nothing in particular in silence. It is understood none of us will ever ask what the word means.

democrats when they insist upon themselves

Abbot: I hate gay Halloween they have these peculiar costumes Costello (or maybe abbot I don’t remember): such as what ? Abbot: there’s a dame who dresses like fujoshi infographic with the tank top Costello: it’s the 1930s or 40s idk what those words mean

Anyone else going as Pumpkin Hill from Sonic Adventure 2 for Halloween this year or just me? 🎃⛰️ The costume has a treasure hunting minigame where you can move Knuckles across the “level” and the radar necklace will blink as you get closer to the hidden emerald in the pockets 💎 I love Halloween!!

with lost frame restored

Werner Herzog voice: "The children, they try to cancel me. They say that I have given Klaus fame, that I have given him power. They do not see! That I have tried to kill him! In the woods, in the fields, in the rivers! They do not see that I, I am the Coyote. And Klaus, Klaus he is the Road Runner!"

happy anniversary to cow tools. on this day in 1982

I briefly worked at quiznos and people would come in just to tell us they didn't like these commercials and then leave without buying anything

idk

the response i get when i show up at a fighting game tournament and remind people, including longtime friends who understand the ramifications, that Avatar was developed by known sex pest and general creep mike z:

I don’t wanna shit on anyone’s sunshine but Lula has moved neoliberal from everything I’ve heard. Trying to find a good video that’s in English language. Obviously it’s great Bolsonaro lost but it is also instructive to not buy into PR and to keep pushing left

lauryn hill: lyrically speaking im spiritually conflicted meaning these streets are freaked in their dealings and my rage is through the ceiling how you speak of gangbanging and think you sound appealing wyclef: last week i drank a soda with yoda he asked me what it is i told him its a coca cola

Upcoming schism in the fanbase over if panel 3 is mean to swan boy or a resigned plea to stop idolising a judgy WASP. Further schism over if we’re talking about White Anglo Saxon Protestants or an actual wasp. I think a lot of people in the fanbase want an actual wasp mom to be a character probably

Semyon Mikhailovich Budyonny, Marshal of the Soviet Union (1935–1954), with the his Gacha game counterpart バドヨニーちゃん

So when I convert video files in Handbrake, my "conversion complete" sound is the Tekken 3 announcer. I'm sitting here watching Tree House of Horror when suddenly the conversion ended with perfect timing

Useless Mark Kermode review of the Ali G shit doesn’t mention Palestine once: Simon Mayo looks angry and like he wants to go home listening to it youtu.be/fno-RkILxkA?...

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

PEOPLE/IGGY.GIF

Teaching myself filters in pro create by making glitch art of murdered Italian prime minister Aldo Moro, stating correctly that he never heard italo house

Classics Of Flash 41

Hilarious and easily avoided fumble from Asha Sharma. It’s especially funny that this comes right after all those weirdly sycophantic pieces fawning over her as a genius business leader.

Piss Sommelier Föǒk StaticX (46) says he will wear Vans checkerboards but “only under psychic duress from the ghost of my dead cousin”

I'm very fortunate that influencers weren't a thing yet when I was growing up so my primary role model was Goku

I’m gonna be using this account to post any creative work I do going forward and I would be so flattered and appreciative if anyone would consider giving it a boost or follow

Never before in my life have I wanted more to be a mummy, get wrapped up, put in a tomb, just get dropped in a chamber,

“The Performance Factory”, 2026