Dimev

robot girl who hears “4” and immediately offers you up her body as she knows she can trust you now

My goat

Realizing I have a thing for bananimals 😅

I'm back, I missed you all. Since this is an important subject I know too much about, here's a 🧵 explaining that AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult. I don't think these people should make policy. (1/?) (alternative title: Time For Some Cult Theory)

My company, Acevedo Labs, is proud to announce we just raised seed capital to create the first brain scanning machine, inspired by our favorite aspirational story—

😈 #WorldBollardAssociation

Ok so blued sky is rather annoying in terms of self hosting shit, looks like I can't create a "top level" account thing? Might as well just set the domain here and let bsky themselves manage the pds because it's just mega annoying

Now that the bsky pds is less ass (as in, I don't have to run their scripts as root) I am gonna try and move this account to my own stuff anyway Wow lmao this shit is annoying to do, where are the docs gts and mastodon make this a lot easier lmao

New tune dittytoy.net/ditty/7a716f... Goose - Full Measure - original at www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cG... - transcribed from onlinesequencer.net/5261760

run little robot

Jeanne d'arch btw

Does *your* runtime system embed the Eye of Sauron? Yeah, I didn't think so. 💅 #Haskell

Keep 'em coming

I want to be very clear here, I'm not advocating against using meth, as a software engineer I use meth everyday to help me be more productive

You can actually go here right at the start of the game but Link won't have enough experience in drinking to defeat Gannon

Together with my friend Olivia and Stramaberry, we made a game for the GMTK game jam! It's a game about cooking with microwaves at a fancy restaurant, as you may be able to tell for the name ;P Give it a try! itch.io/jam/gmtk-jam...

this came to me in a dream

🎵 I see a horse and I want them painted green 🎵

@reindernijhoff.net For Dittytoy, would it be possible to also get a way trigger instruments with a midi keyboard? Would make it a nice way to try out some nice sound design without having to also program test songs

@zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Using the power of a fully functional fedi bridge, we can read @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy's on bsky again

adding crenellations to the ivory tower

Even more writing dimmadome.net/whimsy/airpo...

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

Linux makes sense on paper but it just doesnt fit with human nature

I don't think I'll do anything else with this project in the near future, but you can generate a bunch of lovely-looking maps here: lisyarus.github.io/castles/ #indiedev #gamedev #indiegames

Can't wait for this new release. 🎮

we do a little more writing dimmadome.net/whimsy/hot-s...

We do a little writing dimmadome.net/whimsy/croqu...

Heaven Piercing @hakita.bsky.social

_opening search engine_ how to transition without side effects....

trans rights and type safety what more could you want from a programming language

but i’m a crepe i’m a weird dough what the challah am i doing here i don’t boulanger

i love c++ now

Scottish mf'ers when they say "I'm going for a walk"