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Barack Obama doesn't need to lie about an uncle inventing radar to make us think he comes from a more intelligent family than Donald Trump's. He just needs to open his mouth and speak a complete sentence.

Arrest Musk. Nationalize StarLink. Dismantle and totally reform this corrupt system so this can never happen again.

Think about how little your representatives have said or done to defend their colleague Ilhan Omar. Now try to imagine how little they will do when it's our turn.

I love that 29% of us are confident that a goose would kick our ass.

You wouldn’t trust Vivek Ramaswamy to hold or babysit your child. Why would you vote for him?

Denmark is trolling Trump.

I’m fairly certain this is not a solution to the “Male Loneliness Epidemic.”

“My parents died so fuck yours too,” is quite the argument against reasonable healthcare

Piers Morgan announcing "The most popular person on the planet refused to have anything to do with me FOR DECADES" is such an obtuse admission. As Dolly herself might say, bless his heart.

Just spreading the word, in light of Dolly's passing, to donate here in her memory. What a loss for humans everywhere. imaginationlibrary.com

Landlord Nepo Baby Says Stuff

If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.

Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?

Common loon coming in for a landing TT: @harrycollinsphotography

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In 2001, Walter Cronkite appeared on the David Letterman show and shared his thoughts.

Gender studies does a far better job of explaining the Trump administration than traditional political science, or economics for that matter

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell

America has gotten to that last part of Monopoly where the game is effectively over and we're all just watching the Elites suck up all the money, nobody else is allowed to really keep playing the game & we're all getting more pissed by the minute. Flip the damn board over already.

A Japanese fan broke down crying after his country's elimination, but a group of Brazilians fans went to console him and Mexican fans made him soar. You gotta love the World Cup! ❤️🌎⚽️ Video: RÉCORD

I hate penalty kicks.

This is fucked up.

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Happy Birthday, America!

Aussie chants at the soccer Just pay your staff, just pay your staff, we won't be tipping for beers at the half .... you couldn't beat Vietnam, you couldn't beat iran, oh America how are you number 1 .. he's one of your own, he's one of your own, Jeffrey Epstein was one of your own

Remember having a president who was a human being? Jesus, what have we done?

Did they cut the audio on the live feed? Was the crowd getting too foul mouthed after the tarp section went up?

I knew these cowards would put up a tarp.

today shall be a new federal holiday: Scaffolding Day

Three minutes to go. I’m not picking up on any sense of urgency.

USMNT dismantled Paraguay in less time than it has taken a crew to take 18 letters off a building.

When Trump's name was put on the Kennedy Center in mid-December 2025—an action all involved knew was illegal—they used scissor lifts and did the whole job in 2-3 hours. But somehow—huh!—taking the name down is the most arduous, old-school-scaffolding, head-scratching task *ever*.

I feel sorry for East Coasters who may not be awake when they finally start to dismantle the signage.

Just as the US/PY match hits halftime, the action seems to be ramping up at the Kennedy Center after yet another break.

Watching #USMNT along with Kennedy Center graffiti removal.

If you were to count out a million seconds, it would take you 11 and a half days. A billion seconds would take you 31.7 years. But a trillion seconds would take 31,700 years — to reach that point today, you would have needed to start counting around the time that neanderthals went extinct.

RIP, David Hockney. He’s dozing with his dachshunds now.