Andrew M

This is just organized crime doing cargo hijackings something that had been going on with various levels of sophistication long before the AI boom. Datacenter stuff is just the juiciest targets on the road this year.

it's cool that you can send "STOP" to instantly block an automated political fundraising text message so they have to text you from a different number five minutes later

I will eagerly vote for any candidate that promises to put these people in jail.

This image doesn’t exist so you can say that Something Awful is “largely unmoderated”

I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Chat is it good when the pilot of your flight comes out and says "if you're upset by these delays please fill out the survey and direct that information to the company so that maybe we can get some more resources to address these maintenance issues" ?

Technically being a poll worker is a one day job and the BOE would send me a check and eventually a W2 for that one day.

sorry for extending the kelly clarkson discourse for yet another day but not hard to see why she got frustrated with this guy. he's asked three times whether or not the bird is for sale and won't give a clear answer!

what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg

NYT is explicitly using 2FA as a punishment to try to upsell existing subscribers.

Clicking "view full thread" when you come across a set piece like this is like reading the elder scrolls. Trying to comprehend it will drive you insane.

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

This is pretty funny considering that San Diego has the West Coast Navy HQ and also the largest Marines base by total personnel. Our big wet boy simply yearns for dead troops.

We already have a brain gym it's called posting

I am quickly becoming a single issue voter and that issue is "execute everybody involved in political fundraising spam texts"

How much of a body count does GBBO have now?

It's time for that annual NYC tradition of our fall weather absolutely wrecking thousands of Sukkahs.

I do think you basically charge a few of them with the cybercrimes they're committing and the "alignment" problem does suddenly start to disappear.

It is really telling how many of these international leaders are clamoring to do PR hits with Mamdani during the UNGA instead of our actual federal office holders.

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

the three groups i misjudged the most in my adult life were the furries, the juggalos and the irish. i have grown and learned, and now i direct this energy towards far more worthy targets: the catholic church, the NCAA and the british

The Irish, famously fine with the English censoring them on the subject of genocide.

We should start calling these Cronenburgers

I hope they make a little haircut detector van that drives around and can tell when somebody is using scissors on hair without a license.

I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia

Miller High Life is illegal in Europe

Came on the mound and immediately loaded the bases and gave up three runs. More like Ryan Forty-five Cents.

It's actually somehow dumber than that because a large pct of the excess dollars that other countries hold from trade with the US is used to buy treasuries aka funding us govt spending. "Ending trade" would actually make the thing he's mad about this week worse.

Yes, penises exist to satisfy a Sicilian mindset.

An easy way to migrate away from 1Password is to delete every account and throw all your computers in a deep hole in the earth. 🌈⭐️

I hold nothing but contempt for "spreadsheet people". they're not civilized like us jira guys

"I need a doctor lawyer executive" for what? are you sick? do you need legal defense ? is your business in trouble?

i'm actually a little shook by the way that mao and trump seem to be the same Type of Guy.

The Recurring Speed Camera Discourse is a bit exasperating really because, look, we all know what's actually happening is people just want to be able to commit the pertinent crimes and don't like being punished for it, but people come up with obvious post-hoc pseudo-woke rationalisations for this.

I don't have anything to say about the Nancy Mace discourse except that everyone should go rewatch the Jennifer Anniston guest episode 30 Rock.

The old old site still has the juice sometimes.

Too late I already declared the strait a territory of Bofa

NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.

Insane that AOC is being quoted as saying "Woke 1 was crazy" when this is what she actually said. youtu.be/SFwAnMLBSOw?...

the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%