Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person

Toronto driver not sure where to park after city removes bike lanes

Kid already has cutting skills like Messi but no let’s trespass him from the soccer program Can’t wait for 2046 when he’s lifting the World Cup and one of these white kids turns to their parents and go, “isn’t he the boy you called the police on when he was 3?”

“Our product could end all life on Earth. Buy our stock!”

Most all engaged and loving parents could tell you three things that make their kid special on the spot. Using AI to “solve” this “problem” is like using one of those giant mining trucks to run grab milk from the store

go cry some more Flavio

✅ Brazil ✅ Serbia DO ISRAEL NEXT

I, too, like cracking a hard problem such as- *checks notes* -asking my daughter what she thinks makes her special.

Lula pulled it off? This could have been you, British Columbia

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

Hep C used to be a death sentence; now there’s a cure Cancer deaths are down thanks to better environmental quality and better treatments Air quality has improved significantly; smog and haze are the exception, not the rule Renewable energy is increasingly cheap while we burn less coal than ever

I keep thinking that on January 21, 2027, JD Vance can assume power and get two full terms So if the 25th-ing of Trump happens, it’ll be then or after Tho I have no idea how he gets the Cabinet on board since few people up there like him

Any marketing/PR person with experience promoting arts/music orgs out there I can pick the brain of? Bonus points if you're a Seattle local Sorry, can't pay right now :( but happy to later when I'm gainfully employed

Can we bill him for the legal fees then

Uh oh! Better get your ticket sooooon!!!

This is so laughably dumb (the Sullivans have standing here, not the DOJ) that you just know they’re going to flog this like the reflecting pool for weeks

this was our immigration system before ice

I don’t know what’s worse, that he’s thrown almost half a billion at races so he can buy his candidates, or that for someone worth $100k this would be the equivalent cost of ordering DoorDash

I worked for a large non-profit where 64% of every donation made its way to the people the org helped and always got an earful from donors about that If a charity were using 13 cents of every dollar on their stated mission we'd call it a scam

Again I say, the scam economy is consuming the political will to fight authoritarianism.

Ok, have now seen You Can See Everything and I was just speechless when I walked out. It's just a lot to process. Adult son says it's not that deep

I'm a bit confused about the whole "Dems will medically transition your kids!" canard. Are they madder about trans people existing or about the government providing free health care of any sort?

When the Etsy witch’s spells aren’t hitting like you want them to

you know you were thinking it

This Ramaswamy ad with Amy Acton's mother tells me his campaign is so cooked he's resorting to just about anything to save it Feels like a decent sign the polls might not be too wrong

Last time I was in the Ballard area I struggled to find parking because of all these illegal concrete blocks "We're keeping the RVs out!" well you're keeping me out too, no wonder your breweries are struggling so much

THIS RIGHT HERE. Yes, I'm cishet mono, but even I know that unless you address the patriarchal structures that marriage is built on, there will never be true consent or anything representing the "egalitarian" view people on the Left supposedly espouse. You married a human being, not a waifu pillow

A Nathan Fielder, Lance Oppenheim, and James C. Scott production

I disavow the Brotherhood of Steel. They are weird and kinda fascist.

Hey, y’all remember back on Twitter when Marc Andreessen was glazing Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes and as the scandal unfolded he doubled down and blocked anyone who asked about it until one day Theranos came crashing down and he deleted every one of his pro-Theranos tweets overnight?

A new single by “Justice, Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard” sounds like the musical version of a Chopped basket

Sure. When the Roman army needs over a tonne of cheese to make it through the day people nod sagely and say of course they needed those calories. But when I need over a tonne of cheese to make it through the day people beg me to stop and talk about my cholesterol and mental health.

Either a USL Womens Super League club or a League Two side in the UK in some random town just because

on October 14, a black bear entered the Mammoth Lakes Library at 6 am. it was the 100th anniversary of the publication of Winnie-the-Pooh. the bear went directly to the employees' food supplies. i know what you're thinking. the answer is yes. he ate a pot of honey. this was a pilgrimage.

I got hired to help in a utility's corporate library. Next day they told me the utility had eliminated the library and fired the librarian. So one day.

Leaving today

CAN? Yes. SHOULD? No.

Katie lasted six tenths of a Scaramucci

“Oh the Tesla recharges its own compressed air tanks!” Has anyone heard a quiet air compressor, ever? Imagine having something that sounds like a spray painter in your car

Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u