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In counter-map-naming news, Canadian Prime Minister Carney signs order to change name of Lake America to Lake Hormuz, and indicates it is closed to export shipments of toilet paper and maple syrup.

USA embarrassed by Belgium 4-1 after someone tried to tip the scales. Proving the only reliable thing about US politics: ETTTTS (Everything Trump Touches Turns To Shit).

Heard Josh Donaldson and Russel Martin are starting a podcast. So lets get the name game going: Between Two Foul Poles Two Guys One Plate Bringers of Explain The Bro Rogaine Show Smartin' and Joshin' with Josh and Martin Barehanded Grab Bag with Josh and Russel Cut-off Man with Josh and

Man I just love Spooky #Pinball more by the day.

I will love this version of the Toronto Blue Jays forever. #BlueJays #TorontoBlueJays #Toronto

Game 1 predictions! #BlueJays are gonna: Ride horses tarp free Gatorade Hazel Bring rain Flip bats Walk the parrot Fly the plane to the opera sushi party Pressurize our tires Eat bananas Have bush party Hunt down Blue October … and beat the Effing Yankees.

"Every sign points to a full-blown slopper pandemic ahead."

#bluejays with 4 straight wins after the All-Star break, sweeping the Giants (!) and taking the first to make it 5 straight wins against the Yanks.

I'm sick with Covid, so I made this, an idea I've had for MONTHS now, Street Fighter 6 with Hanna Barbera Sound effects.

Iceland all day, honourable mentions to Brazil.

Bustin’ makes me feel good - especially when I set the #1 highscore at a #pinball arcade as epic as Antisocial in #toronto

Hey #toronto #pinball enthusiasts and curious: this guy has opened the best pinball & arcade shop in Canada and you should check it out: 74 rare and exquisite pinball machines and 38 arcade games, 10 hours of free play for $20! www.blogto.com/sports_play/...

Character Limit comes out today!!! @rmac.bsky.social and I are so grateful to do this work and thrilled to share it with you. Get a copy from your favorite bookseller: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/737290...

Hey they invented Marx’s Das Kapital: Das Videogame. arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/...

Watching X plummet in the App Store every day is the new watching Teslas stock tanking

trying to watch a new star wars tv show when it expects me to have seen 117 episodes of four different cartoons to know whats going on

With the influx of AI imagery on social media, are the tools set up to help us determine fact from fiction, effective? In our latest guide, Bellingcat fellow Dennis Kovtun tests Optic’s AI or Not tool on detecting images generated in Midjourney vs real imagery. www.bellingcat.com/resources/20...

you don't have to convince me, I wrote a whole thing about it

AI for good? If debates were live broadcast through the animoji filter it might force them to speak calmly and rationally or risk looking like this all night

A lot of post-RNC debate chatter today claiming mediocre candidate performances only shows what a great communicator Trump is. That's crazy. Giving Trump credit for being a great communicator is like saying a pyromaniac makes a great fire alarm.

With the increasing number of people bringing their bikes on GO Transit, it only makes sense to expand the use of bike coaches beyond the Niagara train. Please sign & share this petition. #BikeTO #CycleON #TOpoli #ONpoli https://chng.it/jSpFhsbz

“horticultural antichrist” is a label that should be used on a lot more products

i wanted to do a joke about the breathalyzer being invented by a guy named Jimmy Breath so I looked it up and this happened

X is the future state of unlimited synergistic telesocialization - centered in frog memes - creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, and users with “Father/Husband/Christian” in their profile DMing you for nudes. Powered by AI, X will create torment beyond imagination.

Games have "pay to win" and I guess social media now has "pay to clout."

Handy reference guide! (from https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jul/07/twitter-is-burning-bluesky-is-smug-where-is-the-best-place-to-do-your-pathetic-doomscrolling)

I'm actively celebrating the absurdity of change, with all its terrifying freedom and liberating anxiety.

I keep thinking about this line from Asteroid City.

Happy Captain Picard Day everyone!

New feature just dropped: custom feeds! Now you can choose what algorithm powers your social media experience. We’ll feature some in this thread, but you can easily discover more in the feeds tab. Rolling out to app stores now — upgrade to Version 1.29 when it’s available in your app store.

Noteworthy climate progress to report... fossil fuel emissions are no longer following the worst case warming scenario. The emissions plateau has been stable for several years while clean energy investment climbed over the $1T benchmark last year.

need to go to Bulgaria just to get this shirt

This might be "training your replacement: ultimate final training": https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/innovation/openai-chatgpt-ai-jobs-contractors-talk-shadow-workforce-powers-rcna81892

You guys can just ban Nazis and transphobes it’s fine we’re all good with it

Bluesky would win with end-to-end encrypted DMs

So I have 798 followers on here and 135.3K followers on Twitter. Posted the story I wrote today on both platforms. Guess where I’m now getting more engagement? Either my followers aren’t logging on or they’re not seeing my tweets. Twitter is over.

Congrats to Bluesky for hitting another major milestone today (Elon Musk blocking links to it on Twitter)