Evan Kahn

For the past few weeks instead of reading the news i have been making a handheld game console. It has a 1.7" display and a 400Mhz CPU. The front is a trackpad. It does not go online. It does one thing (plays Go), and hopefully does that better than anything else that fits in a coin pocket.

recession indicator

If i were marty supreme i would simply not have lost that first ping pong game

I do think it's important to give grace to people who realize they made the wrong choice. I don't want to. but other nicer people def should do that. I dont give a shit.

doing the "nolan's cyclops / satan devouring his son" thing to one of those horrific little meta muse avatars. i bet they would taste like plastic and insect blood

I don't mean to be melodramatic here, but make sure to check in on your friends. There is upheaval coming, and it's coming for identity, not just work.

holy crap !

How has the snapchat company somehow not run out of money yet Can someone please explain this to me

for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com

so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?

for example, if Sam Altman had instead tweeted “there‘s a material risk that someone will figure out how to kill people by using LLMs to hack remote infrastructure and turn off ventilation or cause electrical shorts“, that would be a level of alarm appropriate to the situation. but he can’t say that

in the most perfect turn of events imaginable, my wife just texted me this. she’s right, and yet he is also right

roast my divideless fizzbuzz

spotted this on taobao. can someone let me know if this device was invented recently, if it happened before i was born and i just missed it, or if its some kind of collective hallucination

I built a custom art installation / instrument for Eaux Claires and I'm so pleased with how it turned out! 3 modes: play live, record, or play back. Each recording got a custom receipt that could be scanned for playback 450+ people recorded music on it and it played 400,000 notes in 2 days

logged back into the old site and saw the n-word within 30 seconds of scrolling

these people booing sound like literal sheep as Darline Graham criticizes Dr. Annie Andrews for supporting "government-run healthcare" before bragging of her parents that "if they were sick, they had to get up and go to work...my mother passed away when I was 11 and my father just over a year later"

the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake

I want to read more this year & I want an ebook but fuck kindle so I got this open source ebook reader a friend lovely made over 5 years !! Everyone get one it’s a great gift and great price www.crowdsupply.com/oddly-specif...

need a shirt that says "every meta product is a policy failure"

Really? Because I keep seeing them in charge of everything from car dealerships to the White House, and they seem to doing just fine despite their obvious handicaps.

imagine a future where *we* appropriate the vicious symbolism of ICE in a merciless crack-down billionaires and the MAGA class: fancy production value videos of bashing down their fancy doors, slapping bags over their spray-tanned heads, black helicopters, shattered ugly gold homewares, etc etc

with times being what they are, it seems like you basically can't have a public open source repo without receiving LLM-written PRs. thus, after a great deal of thought, i have adopted the somewhat idiosyncratic Mycelium AI Policy in my personal projects: github.com/hawkw/myceli...

99.9%of my tweets were vibrationally equivalent to this

"black emperor" by bumblebear studios is a sequel to "passage" by jason rohrer. in this essay i will

one might also wonder what sorts of assignments they were getting

Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.

Im going back to China in october, anyone want anything?

@kscottz.bsky.social found it on amazon www.amazon.com/KOOSMILE-Lap...