Electro Josh

The existence of FromSoftware suggests the existence of ToSoftware and CcSoftware

A decade since a trio of my favourite games were released. Shout out to Dark Souls 3 Doom Stardew Valley You are still excellent timesinks

Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

One of my favourites is back on the shelves

Sure - I’ll get in on that. In chronological order.

Damn - this is great from first sip to last.

This is a great example of one of the ways AI is actually going to endanger / kill huge numbers of people. Shitty chatbots cause their special sort of brain rot to the people who package intelligence for our shot-callers. They take the bad ideas from there. www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...

Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

I guess tackling a player without the ball is now fine in Rugby? #Allblacks

It's only taken 8 years for the FSU to go from it's founding event where venues can't block speech to saying that venues can block speech. #nzpol

[thanos] one snap and half will be gone [marie kondo] do it thanos these objects bring me no joy

We live in a world where fascist protest is not breaking the law, but holding up a sign saying “I oppose genocide” is terrorism. Fuck me.

Shouldn’t we have a critical industries list, that’s entirely owned by the NZ public, in order to safeguard ourselves from rising geopolitical threats? I feel like the more exposed we are right now to the whims of self interested privatisation (often foreign) leaves us wide open to more harm💭 #nzpol

Happy father’s day to all who celebrate

This prequel to the horror film about the scary masked slasher who kills a bunch of teens asks the question: what if that guy had murdered folks before that

A couple of tasty dark beers from behemoth

American conservatism consists of one proposition, to wit: the elderly dying pedophile president should get whatever he wants, all honor and praise to the elderly dying pedophile president 

Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

Before the internet the only way to block people was to close your eyes, cover your ears and sing "We Built This City" super loud. It was awful

it’s wild how the single greatest learned skill most everyone acquires, as in: you had to be taught to do it, you started out doing it poorly, you gained proficiency over time, and now you do it every day, without really thinking about it, to an extremely high degree of accuracy, is wiping your ass

Black Lent

This was one of the strangest beers I tried at Beervana (the biggest beer festival in New Zealand). Tasty though

op-ed columnists should have to submit to an annual quiz of some basic facts about the world and be fired if they fail

teehee my life is one big quest! but it’s a fromsoft quest. I forgot to talk to my buddy before I went to the shops and now his quest line is locked off I found him in a pile next to the pond. I don’t even get his good loot.

From the archives: Cartoon from April ‘24

Back to back beers (yes they are different) 77 was the preferred one imo

Nice to see this back

My greatest skill? Probably my ability to hear a person's name and then devise fun and clever nicknames for them. For example, here are my best nicknames for a person named James Verylargehead: - Jim - Jimmy - JV - Jimbo - Jimster And those only took me about thirty-five minutes to come up with.

the fact that a billionaire can randomly throw $100,000,000 into a campaign against taxing the rich seems like the best argument yet they can afford it

Hey look at that - told ya stuff wasn’t on the square or the level. www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plent...

We need new TV detectives. Here are my three ready-to-go ideas. If any TV bigwigs want to commision these shows, please get in touch

A lot of people truly seem to think that we are all running for office and that all of our moral, social and political decisions and discernment needs to be focused-tested through the pragmatic arithmetic of an electoral campaign. My friends, we aren't and they don't.

Weekend beers were 🔥

It’s been 30 years. It’s time they finally let us know what this guy’s hands were doing.

we didn't start the fire is a song about Dark Souls

The real question now is: who is in the hunt for the next FIFA Peace Prize?

The irony about the “Argentina think they’re playing rugby” jokes: in a rugby match they would have had a player ejected far earlier for foul play.