emma Nelson

When is someone going to wake me up from the coma I’ve obviously been in since 2015? No way this nightmare can be real life.

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You bet. This is the original from 2024.

We could have universal healthcare. We could have high-speed trains. We could have an infrastructure that is not crumbling. We could have universal free college tuition. We could have universal income. Instead, we get this. 

Fox News hosts spend their day telling their audience that Democrats are communists and communists are evil people, then in the evening they all got dressed up to attend a state dinner honoring a communist.

September 11th now and then A slide show on September 11th by @deAdder Link to Substack: deadder.substack.com/p/september-...

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

why would the heritage minutes company ban comments on this recent one they posted is there anything happening in the world that would make this hilariously over the top scene seem politically fraught

We’re not changing it.

Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them

USA citizens rename Lake Erie to "Lake Weary!" in honor of all the nonsense we have had to endure.

My submission

I think it’s only fair if we each get to name our own side.

What Lake Epstein Files looks like in Canada vs what it looks like in the US.

Canada advised they are renaming it Big Lying Orange Baby Lake. Aka Blob Lake.

There is something so pathetically fitting about Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat becoming an empty vessel held by someone who just does whatever Trump tells them to

B.C. and Canada will trade with whoever we want, not who the U.S. tells us to.

Oh, and this better be the death knell in her candidacy. Voice Over: "A woman simply "given" a job with the best health insurance available has a message to you. 'Now, it's your turn to die due to lack of health insurance and sick leave. It's the American way, back when America was great."

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

My timeline today. … 😢 RIP Dolly. What a beautiful soul.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Trump tears up a working nuclear agreement and starts a war with Iran, blames it on Iran. Trump starts an economic war with Canada, blames it on Canada. Trump f*cks up America and the world, Blames it on Biden and Obama.

Loving the subtle shade thrown by @devincow.bsky.social tonight. 👏

600% of GOP statistics are false.

You could give me an all expense paid trip including tickets to awesome broadway shows and I still wouldn’t go. #elbowsup

Hey @governor.ca.gov Do you still think Canadians should drink your wine and visit and spend money in your country? #elbowsup

From our weather app Left here without further comment

Love the ratio. And the replies. Especially those from our American neighbours who get why Canadians don’t want to buy American right now.

The comments….. Thanks for the laugh, Kevin

News In Photo:

Dear @cityofrichmondbc.bsky.social Why are you wasting water on the Pitch and Putt when it’s going to rain tomorrow? Stage 3 for thee but not for me?

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

Looking up “Narcissistic Collapse” now …. 🤔

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

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I’m noticing ton of little digs at Trump and the GOP.

That blissful part of the day when I wake up and haven’t yet remembered that there is a toddler in chief … checks feed … 🤦🏼‍♀️

“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington “I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump “I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans

putting as much thought into a generation-defining war in the middle east as i do into using bowser in mario kart

10/ All of this was totally foreseeable. Frankly, it’s why previous presidents weren’t so stupid to start a war like this. Trump has lost control of the war. His best course now is to cut his losses and end it. That’s the only way to prevent an even bigger disaster.

This thread. Take a moment