Even Dan

“You guys wanna see a dead body?“ [takes them to the local mall]

“mom what do you love about me?” [pulling out her phone] “lol idk let’s find out”

Anyone else get excited to go to sleep just because that means when you wake up you get to have coffee - or is it just me?

I can’t stop watching and laughing this is killing me dead

New ringtone just dropped.

Just thinking about That Pink Floyd song that turns into Sesame Street at the end…

With Donald Trump getting all the attention it is important to remember that JD Vance is an asshole too.

The thing with the billionaires is they won’t fucking leave us alone. It would be one thing if they made some product or service, fucked off, paid their bills and paid for rivers of cocaine or gold covered loincloths or whatever. But they insist society be structured around their every whim.

Wife: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? Me: If I had a pet stick insect I think I’d name him Twiggy Smalls because The Notorious T.W.I.G. doesn’t sound quite right. Her: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

we cannot relent in pressuring dems to go after musk.

Trump arriving in Greenville, North Carolina today.

Just 10 people have already poured over $1 BILLION into this year’s midterm elections. 90% has gone to Republicans. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.

This is a reminder that in 1997 they had a dancing baby make a guest appearance on a popular TV show and it's all anybody talked about for an entire year

"And then the nurse puts a spoon in the applesauce and brings it up -- and here's what confuses most people -- she says it's an airplane. An airplane! And she tells you to open up the hangar, but what they don't tell you is your mouth is the hangar. But I knew! And I opened my mouth like a big boy!"

Telling everyone with republican yard signs that their Halloween decorations are terrifying

I have been saying this since the Bush administration. The way republicans shit the bed over every Muslim person is core evidence of what a weak as shit scaredy cat movement that is. They’re fucking weak and we should always say so.

There is much to admire in Abdul El-Sayed's response to the GOP plant in his audience. But one of the most deft things he did was to point out (twice) that our Constitution protects our right to follow *no* religion, thereby casting Christian nationalist Tommy as the actual religious extremist.

Notice how Tommy wasn't punched in the face and dragged out of El-Sayed's political event.....

Elon Musk has spent at least $366 million since July to boost Republicans ahead of the 2026 midterms. That’s just 0.0385% of his total net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

To dog owners who pick up the poop but leave the bag there- why?

To dog owners who pick up the poop but leave the bag there- why?

Live ur life so that millions of ppl don’t wake up everyday looking for ur name in the obituaries

We need a presidency that is equal parts Teddy Roosevelt and Franklin Roosevelt

Meta took down the No Kings organizing page today - the biggest day of protest this fall. They provided zero explanation. It stayed down for the entire afternoon until most of the protests were done. Outrageous. Put this on the January investigation list.

Every conversation I’ve had with my MAGA relatives for the last ten years distilled into three sentences.

I’d really like to train my cat to pee in different spots around the litter box so that the clumping litter is easier to scoop Interviewer: no I meant career goals.

Do you need a nice little cry? Here you go.

OOOOOH. Maybe the Dodgers shouldn’t have visited the White House LOLOL. Here’s me celebrating.

The most powerful force in American politics today is anti-establishment fury at a rigged economic system. To counter Trump’s culture wars and fake populism, progressives must mount a real battle against economic elites who have rigged the game — and shafted millions of working class people.

me: i just want democrats to adopt the swagger and confidence of a wrestler in their prime el-sayed: i got you

300,000 tons isn’t even a day of diesel, lol.

All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.

“Come on, Donald. Jump! You almost had it!”

Think about the core tenets of American conservatism: a government serving 300 million people and leading the world should be “small” and that we should orient all policy around servicing the rich so that they throw us gruel. It’s fucking stupid and we should say so.

Power To The People Festival. October 3, 2026. 📸: Liz Baummer

Donald Trump's 2026 midterm strategy can be best summarized as "lie loudly to stupid people."