Paul 🏳️‍🌈

Doing our bit

Here's Tesla's flying car but with fart sounds. You're welcome, everyone.

Whole 9 yards

How to pay for parking.

Preserve endangered animals

That's why

The Terminatrix

it is incredibly fucked up that the UK government and police consider it a much worse crime to wear a t-shirt or wave a placard with 'palestine action' on it than to block ports and attack lifeboats

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

(chef's kiss)

A quick rifle through a (rarely used) shoulder bag reminded me of this: (I really must stash it in my rucksack for future use…) #ParkItLikeYouRolledIt

“What is the crime? Eating a Nedry? A succulent Dennis Nedry?” uk.news.yahoo.com/zealand-cops... #HamFistedCulturalReference

Looney Tunes broke the 4th wall before it was cool and it was awesome

Thought I’d check out what Those Guys Who Did That Video were up to. I was not disappointed www.instagram.com/reel/DcZSbk6...

Restaurants, cafes. Fuck off with your 12.5 and 4.5 prices. Use pound signs and two decimal places.

Fly's open

gets incredible air here

Why can't you play hide-and-seek in a Chinese restaurant? Because it's always spoilt by the Peking duck.

Please sign this UK government petition to compel AI companies to reveal whose books they used to train their data petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

For those of you who don't follow 'breakroom.chronicles' on Instagram, you are missing top tier content, and you should follow them immediately. Today's offering is glorious:

This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both (IG: bruno_da_doxie_doggie)

The licence fee is the biggest bargain in the UK. Not only do you get dozens of TV channels, radio stations, websites, apps, educational resources etc but it supports the infrastructure that enables all terrestrial TV.

Emu night (1/2)

The most covert and deadly jazz singer was Ninja Simone

Ahead of the game tonight, if / as needed.

Great job 👏

Let me help.the Sunday night dread with 12 minutes of pure joy, courtesy of the band of HM Royal Marines. youtu.be/qYgn5LxKCFw?...

Hey Meta… No amount of supermodels or prime time World Cup ad slots will make us view them as anything but predator glasses.

🎶I'm a bitch, I'm a mother I just ate Brian Glover I'm a xenomorph in space Look at his gurning face🎶

How strong is that fan?!?

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Game on, Nige.

Just watched a french comedy show. I laughed so much a little oui came out.

Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.

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You had it you halfwits. A hard one like you wanted too, just shy of WTO Rules. It's shite, as it was always going to be, and the rest of us have to live with the results. FUCK OFF.

Preserve endangered animals

A horse walks into a bar. The batman asks "why the long..." "wait a minute, did you see that typo?" interrupts the horse.