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you couldn't waterboard this out of me

>First film you saw at the cinema. The real first one, not the pretend one you tell people!

Who are you, my therapist?

Get your pumpkin carving kit *now* before it's later tonight and you convince yourself a steak knife will work just fine, but it won't and you'll be posting on Bluesky saying, "I just lacerated myself carving a pumpkin. CPSC is going to be so disappointed in me :( "

test: are you a therapy person, a football person, or an electrician person

it should be illegal to make me think about Gavin newsom

you know who you are *eyes narrow*

Nathan: Do you understand why this is funny? Elizabeth: Because he never finished the point he was making about gang violence? Billy [rewinding the video to its beginning and studying it at 1/4 speed]: THANK YOU FOR SHOWING US THIS

this tastes like if RC Cola were a beer and I'm super into it

bröther may i have some Joyce Carol Öats

normally at this point we would link to our website but instead we can only link to our unbearable feelings of absence

Joe Dante once made a list of the worst horror movies. I've seen most, but the others are available.

the OG back with a steel chair

Holy forking shirtballs. “MapQuest just keeps getting better” is not something I ever expected to say in 2026. Y’all are crushing it

Texting the neighborhood gc if they too feel a disturbing dark energy in the night

"The only way for places like Modern Times to exist in the future is to actively challenge the reasons why it can no longer exist." It's so hard to see all these Twin Cities Institutions, cafes and places of respite, closing. It's heartbreaking. These cafes are revolutionary spaces.

Look America is a machine for getting Weird Mountain People to share each other’s family recipes

tired: bluesky is dying wired: bluesky is slowly turning into a minnesota-only social media network. Soon it will become another local curiosity like saying "parking ramp" instead of "parking garage" and playing duck duck gray duck

I am excited for Metro Transit's G and H lines. My main critique is that they should switch names. H is a very vertical letter, so it should be a North/South line. G is a curvy letter, which fits the curves of Como Ave. Unfortunately, they are backwards and it confuses me constantly.

i must reluctantly relay that the deluxe bottle of "barrel aged" malört slaps

pete hegseth, halfway through his fourth margarita: I've got this child in a pit that i torture. just absolutely beat the shit out of. she's always crying, she never sees the sun— dude from omelas: yeah man. it sucks, but that's the price of utopia pete: what

So Bree hinted at this story a few days ago, but I want to circle back now that I have permission to share it. WHISTLES OUT: A WHISTLE CREW MYSTERY

We fought for our neighbors before and we'll do it again.

a zine can be anything

one of the fun things about being a zinester is that sometimes i just get an email that says I AM GOING TO FIGHT SAM EZERSKY in all caps strongly recommend

there were Demuths in my community growing up, and they pronounced it "dee-myooth" I just overheard a commercial say "Lisa Demuth" for the first time and it gave me the whole body rejection shivers