FoxacheUK🏳️‍🌈 #StandWithUkraine

eBay on the fur trade: "We don't allow endangered species listings on our site, but we sure as hell aren't going to stop them!" They have a hand in (and profit from) a huge number of Protected Species transactions. Bad on Cats and Crocodilians; but also elephant, sea mammal, turtle, Colobus...

That filthy five / They did nothing to challenge or resist.

The international humanist society held a meeting in Nova Vodolaha

He's with the Angles now

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Make weed legal in Wales. It would make the country a proper destination and give people from London somewhere to visit other than Brighton.

Wake up babe - new EdStone just dropped

New gf just dropped.

The Spinal Tap is strong in this one.

NEW CAT JUST DROPPED

Doctors appointments ruin the entire day

media: are these blackshirts fascists. andy burnham: good question. my favourite biscuit with tea is a custard cream although in culcheth we used to call them cuppy-busters.

"Cards for sorrow, cards for pain. Cause I've seen blue skies through the tears In my eyes And I realise... I'm going home" #TimCurry

Ah shit.

"soooooon"

Strangely, Boots.co.uk don't give a shit that slop Google interstitial adverts are (ab)using their name. Or maybe Boots is selling unlicenced meds over the internet, and the slopverts are genuine. I just can't tell.

I will not "describe my pain"- I will instead recreate it for you via interpretive dance.

Bought a new set of bathroom scales. They talk to my phone. Day 1: Oh, adverts in the app, that's a shame. Day 2: Jeez, it's 2 minutes from turning the scales on to end of mandatory adverts. Unimpressed. Day 3: Turns out my scales are a sluice for fake news. In the bin.

OK, but girl-mode Bugs Bunny is pretty hot, y'know?

Should have "exhumed" the "body" and "re-buried" it 50 metres away to keep the idiots happy.

I see AI wants me to build a penny-farthing for my next project... I recently bought a bike from a listing with only AI pics. In the pics, the AI had variously hallucinated rear suspension, a second chainring on the left side, twin disk brakes... I got a part refund, obvs.

A ballroom just isn't a ballroom unless it's got a major DronePort attached to it.

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

The Isle of Sheppey, in Kent, is a "floater", and is only attached by the bridges. In the event of insurrection, the plan is to detach from the mainland and drift away. Fun fact: while Kingsferry Bridge is designed to unhook non-destructively, the new bridge has explosive cores to the pillars.

CPS 🤝 PWEI R v X, Y and Z ;]

@apiln.bsky.social , nonverbal sexy slang or...

So this is the painting Ein Kunstfreund (The Art Lover) by the 19th century German painter August Siegert. The child is Adolf Siegert, the artist's son, who would have been 5 or 6 when this was painted. The painter in the background is Adolph Tidemand, the godfather of little Adolf.

Is Farage the misinfo Muppet starting to panic?

What Ukraine bombs What Russia bombs

Dear Andy Burnham, plz legalise weed so we can all just check the fuck out while you lot lark about

d00mscr0ll3r_420 4 #10

Hey Siri, what does apoplexy look like?

Thankyou JD Vance, we have so much to learn from America.

The road on which I live would be much taller than a skyscraper if it were stood on end. 5 miles high! I'd imagine standing a water-filled pool on end is quite a tricky engineering job, though.

“I mean I expected him to be a *bit* corrupt, but fuckin’ ‘ell…”

I get the strategy. But I have needs. 💍 #WhereTheHellIsOurCongress #WeDontWantAKing

So Badgers has been added to the BFI archives. Honestly this feels like quiite an honor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNqb...

#VictoryDay. How it started. How it's going.

Happy Ed Balls Day to all who celebrate

Ed Davey canoeing through the Strait of Hormuz to draw attention to the Lib Dems '10p off a litre' fuel policy h/t @worgztheowl.bsky.social

The courts should stop treating driving bans like they're this big hardship. If you kill or even seriously injure someone while driving, the ban should be for life. Take the bus and cry me a fucking river.

Tim Curry trending... [beat] Phew, it's his 80th,

'Do not call up that which you cannot put down.' - Carolus 1:1 et seq.

I love Easter Sunday Boxing Day. Now for a delicious fry-up of all the leftover chocola- oh.