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'There will be cake'

The more Nazi documentaries I watch, the more I understand the Trump administration.

Trump should immediately change his name to "The Epstein Files" since his name is in them over 38,000 times.

We in England are starting to worry we're going to be renamed 'Old America' next.....

The first Devil's Fingers (Clathrus archeri) are pushing up from the underworld beneath Rye, East Sussex. And, yes, they really are that colour. #fungi #fungifriends #UKwildlife #Sussexwildlife @sussexwildlife.bsky.social

An admirable sentiment. Could we now have a similar one about anti-black and anti-hispanic racism? No?,,,,,Why not?

I'm using this one. Brava.

Dude, you know who would be the perfect demonic hat-trick. I don't have to say it, do I?

He did eventually bring peace to the Middle east.....

Sorry Mr Olah, we're fasting this month.

Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD.

I would kill or die for Larry

Fact of the week 🙂

His narration is probably the best example of its kind ever. The opening scene in the deserted french village remains as quietly powerful as the first time you hear it, even after the twentieth viewing.

GOOD COP: Be sensible, Jerry. We have enough evidence to put you in prison for the rest of your life. Tell us who bankrolled the operation. BAD COP: Has anybody seen my gun?

(in bed) ME: I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. HER: I am your wife. ME: Okay, now both of my wives are beginning to suspect something.

When you’re at a movie and the audience is SO INSPIRED by a cheesy “heartwarming” autism movie preview but then your autistic companion is being happily but audibly autistic and those same people start side eyeing you both.

I think it's 'tick the girls who have hair of gold'?

Chapter 1: The Newcastle Way #NUFC #NUFCFans #NewcastleUnited #TheLittleBookofNewcastleUnited

And here is a not very well known, but incredible, composer. Ture Rangström (1884-1947), a Swedish composer, influenced by the music of Bruckner. His symphonic poem (dithyramb) and his 4 symphonies are incredible.

George Eastham dies. #NUFC player inthe 1960s. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... His attempt to leave Newcastle resulted in more freedom of contract for players. Perhaps an early indication the club didn't have the vision and ambition needed to keep up with other clubs during the 60s 70s and 80s.....

😄 "Don’t even think about it, Science Boy" I wonder if we can sell a lot of t-shirts to young women scientists?

A wonderful scene, and still funny after 40 years

Quantum pioneer Niels Bohr was known as brilliant, soft-spoken, and absent-minded. Once, during a lecture, he wanted to dim the lights. He pressed the wrong button, and the platform on which he was standing lowered until he sank beneath the stage. Nonetheless, he kept talking!

Not just evangelicals. American Catholics seem to have a bitter hatred of Pope Francis. His only crime seems to be an interest in the teachings of Jesus. This apparently makes him a socialist.

alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar

Always with grated vintage cheddar...

'Je bangerai' I say each morning

I’m way better at reading a book than a room.

Note this down

The Liberator

Monkeys

Thank-God-we-finally-got-the-crazy-puritans-on-the-boat Day is actually in October.

It’s awful how sickos can get children who were born compassionate to re-assign themselves as assholes.

"we must love one another or die"

A group of us are coordinating, to listen to a Haydn Symphony each day. We all started slightly differently but will converge on the same work early next week. Today, Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon and Tue we are covering 40, 61, 45, 30 and 84 in any order. Want to join this Starter Pack? go.bsky.app/TMUf57F

The premier league is no longer ‘competitive’. PSR prevents owners from investing, while APT restricts clubs from generating income to compete within the limits of PSR. It’s all deliberate. It makes it impossible for clubs like #Villa, #NUFC, #Forest to close the gap, it’s killing the appeal.

🏟️ 🍱 🪣 The #NUFC Fans’ FoodBank returns on Monday night at 6pm before Newcastle play West Ham in the Premier League at 8pm at St James’ Park live on SKY⚽️📺🏟️🏁 🎅🎄🗓️We’re collecting🍫Advent Calendars to ensure all Geordie kids have one to open on December 1st. & Jamie Reuben will match all £ donations.🍫🗓️