Daniel Sanabria-Morales

Every nap is a gamble.

Another day, another Community Note for Andrew Tate. This one is especially satisfying.

MAHA Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack (and support editorial cartooning): nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org

Ketamine freak has completely lost what’s left of his mind because there’s a Black lady in a fictional movie.

Fun fact, a new element has been discovered!!!!!!! Its periodic table id/number is 8647. It is an exceptionally dense and useless metal, called “Moronium”.

NEWS: WV GOP Assistant Majority Leader Elliott Pritt has been arrested and charged with enticing a minor after allegedly grooming a 15-year-old through Roblox and Snapchat, then having her meet him in his classroom. GOP leadership won't call for his resignation.

NEW: Trump administration turns to never-used Alien Terrorist Removal Court, which can order deportation based on evidence the target never sees. And DOJ has already met resistance. w/ @kyledcheney.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

The Alien Terrorist Removal Court sat unused for three decades — until this week, when it was activated for the first time in its history. Naturally, I asked: what if the reason wasn't national security, but sass? #CovfefeTV #NoticiasGüoquistasConPanache www.linkedin.com/pulse/procla...

Donald Trump had to give this 18 year old brown Muslim immigrant kid a World Cup medal and trophy...

It's the Beautiful Game, after all.

Cabo Verde are the only team Spain didn't beat at the 2026 World Cup

Your reminder that Cape Verde is the only team Spain failed to beat this tourney

Spain beats Argentina 1-0 in extra time to win second FIFA World Cup ntv.ca/news/spain-b...

Don't cry for me, #Argentina The truth is... I never left you All through my wildness My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your distance #FIFA #WorldCup #SpaArg #España #LaRoja #LaAlbiceleste

Argentina being assholes right up to the very end, after Spain outplayed and outclassed them in every way imaginable Football won today (eventually)

Sounds like a close game

Congrats Spain! 🇪🇸 And Mbappé for the Golden Boot! 💛

Congratulations, #España ! Here's a little Spanish melody by Ojos de Brujo for y'all's playlists #FIFAWorldCup #FIFA #WorldCup #Spain #SpaArg #DontCryForMeArgentina youtu.be/mI1RizQotm4?...

Is Madonna still in the stadium to sing Don’t cry for me Argentina? 👀 #spaarg #espaarg

The red card won't change the game, Argentina have already been playing like they're a man down. #worldcup #spaarg

Lord Covfefe finds that to be an acceptable tackle.

This, plus I know a hottie from Spain 🇪🇸 🥰

¿Le dieron paella a Cucurella con ese empujón? #FIFA #WorldCup #SpaArg #SPAARG

vamos cucurella

How many accidents and domestic assault/violence incidents will take place after this #FIFA #WorldCup match is over? (Rhetorical question, not at all related to all that #PredictionMarket bullshit in case anyone decides to profit off their fellow man's suffering) #SpaArg #SPAARG

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He made it

Now that the #FIFA #WorldCup is thankfully coming to an end, here are some of my favorite fan songs and melodies: From Belgium, Sylvie Kreusch and Rómeo Elvis: youtu.be/BgQtpGIzNMc?...

Lord Donalsito Covfefe just jinxed the #FIFA #WorldCup trophy by touching it with his fascist, slandering, cheating hands. Shameful

Por favor, Cucurella, cómete la paella #FIFA #WorldCup

Championship rings to the winning team of this #FIFA #WorldCup ?! Sounds like another bigly idea by the Beloved Leader Lord Donalsito Krasnov Covfefe the First

Cartoon by @murphycartoons.bsky.social

It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀

The President is holding hostage the most significant federal housing legislation we’ve seen in decades — canceling an opportunity to build more homes and drive your costs down in the middle of a cost-of-living crisis. His ransom? Your right to vote.

Scientists are wary of glyphosate. MAHA loathes it. And our yearlong investigation shows California is spraying it everywhere.

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@jesseduquette.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

Historical World Cup for African teams. 🌍✊🏿 ✅🇿🇦 South Africa ✅🇨🇻 Cape Verde ✅🇨🇮 Ivory Coast ✅🇲🇦 Morocco ✅🇸🇳 Senegal ✅🇬🇭 Ghana ✅🇪🇬 Egypt ✅🇨🇩 RD Congo ✅🇩🇿 Algeria ❌🇹🇳 Tunisia 9️⃣/🔟 teams have qualified to World Cup Round of 32 👏🏾✨

While we are on a music kick, lets listen to what ancient Persia sounded like around 1400 BC? Sarah Parsaei performs on the Arjan harp — a historic instrument with roots going back nearly 3,400 years — in Tehran, Iran. #globalmuseum #music #Persian #musicalinstruments #history

🧵 1/ President Obama read 10 letters a night while he was in office. Some of those letters are featured in his new Presidential library, including 7 year old Emily’s. #SheShed #Pinks

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

There must be tens of people there.

Oh hey, fellow Far Left Radicals in the United States. If you tolerate #AI #voiceovers in multiple languages with your political/cultural satire, do kindly follow my #CovfefeTV experiment on YouTube and Instagram. It is also a bit of deathwatch for our Beloved Leader, and subject to prophecy, so

Imagine talking like a CEO but not dressing the part!! Worse yet, imagine the cast of SNL cutting you down to size over your fashion crimes! Well, at least, that's what prompted me to waste environmental resources just to bring y'all this #AI #voiceover montage. youtu.be/zgwGh8nOqo8

Das Ergebnis ist ein düsterer, deutsch anmutender Dokumentar‑Selbstcheck über Macht, Fiktion und Verantwortung – mit einer Prise TPS‑Report‑Deckblätter. In German with Spanish subtitles #CovfefeTV #NoticiasGüoquistasConPanache youtu.be/yvkg7-_rcfc

Our Overlords in Washington DC might not want you to watch this #Diversity -related video (in Arabic with French subtitles) @propublica.org youtu.be/IZ117QUwebY