Rob Haneberg

Tired: Build an actual offense Wired: Add more random bullshit that emphasizes the things that don’t work, but more

I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.

Pretty fucking great play by Buchanan incidentally

Maybe. But at minimum we should give anyone who graduates from US universities a green card.

Slightly diminish a book Crime and a Slap on the Wrist

I have one request for everyone outside the United States. Stop being polite to us Americans. Tell us what you really think.

@mgoseth.bsky.social Interesting thread...

I happen to think that Rob Reiner had a much bigger cultural impact than Charlie Kirk did.

Can one of you goddamn reporters ask him to describe what 500 to 700 percent reduction means?

62 Years Ago Today:

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

am i the only person who cares about housing prices? is this like a niche political interest or something?

Shouldn't Chotiner interview Ezra Klein at some point?

13-10.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

Starting a new religion that says reading SCOTUS opinions by Alito or Thomas is a sin and my kids should be able to opt out, for their own protection and religious freedom.

I think it’s even worse than that. If they somehow succeeded at completely forcing trans folks out of public life, they’d move on to some other group. Because ultimately they don’t really care about trans people that much either. They just care about having an Other to demonize.

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

hi just want to say I love it when I can see the top of a thread, and then the bottom of a thread, and have to guess the wondrous, wild-ass path from there to here

Paging @kairyssdal.bsky.social

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

What’s the matter with these people?

Conservatives called it a Flight 93 election, but instead of terrorists, the pilot was just a little annoying and so they stormed the cockpit and started mashing random buttons trying to find the woke one. It'd be comical if we weren't all on the plane too.

I live in West Hollywood now, it's a long ass drive, unlike the ones they couldn't make even from Michigan's goddamn 10 yard line

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny

Das beste Bild des Tages. #NieWieder ❗️

The Department of Justice building last night in Washington, DC

Hahahahahaha I just remembered Michigan beat Ohio State in Columbus today

Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport

Four in a row! #GoBlue #Hail #Michigan

Do they make this picture in intravenous form?

Oh my god Michigan

ZVADA

THE FUNNIEST THING POSSIBLE

and this in turn reminds of something a religion professor once said to our class: "in black church tradition, christians worship a jesus who has been lynched. in the white church tradition, christians worship a jesus who could be forgiven for lynching"

someone left the entirety of harry turtledove’s “guns of the south” series in the free library at my gym and i’m extremely tempted to just take them all

bouie singlehandedly forcing this site to implement features that make it usable for anyone with more than a few hundred followers

I like this but I want to be clear: the guy did the thing he wanted to do and now he’s going to go do a thing he wants to do. That’s fine.

It is great to be a Michigan Wolverine! #GoBlue