Gaz

perfect, no notes

Listening to a report about Google chopping down a quarter of a million trees in Finland to build a data centre while washing out yoghurt pots for the recycling

Always nice to get positive feedback on my work from a colleague, especially one that doesn't work directly with me so is just passing feedback along! "I think this is perfect as it is. I like Gaz's UI/UX design, he has a great sense of where things belong 🙂"

Maybe it's just me, but I really don't feel any kind of excitement towards a foldable iPhone (or any other foldable phone, tbh)

"Mystery Actor"

Brian Butterfield in his younger, more racist, years.

TIL about text-underline-offset in CSS.

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

Thought this was Roy Hodgson for a moment.

My first attempt at landing this beastie, today. It didn't go as well as I would have hoped. Managed to fly the circuit pretty well (apparently) but just struggled to keep the plane lined up with the runway on final, so my instructor took over. Ah well, perhaps next time.

Air to Ground Message: IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF DOES IT TURN WHITE Area: Killeen, TX, USA Type: Boeing 767-300 A: #a06277aa76b F: #f586ad788c8

my degree in sweet FA because i taught myself has joined the chat

I am actually genuinely fuming about the cyber guy not knowing what PHP is. I've been fighting for fucking years to be taken seriously as a woman in tech & still regularly get talked down to & some bloke can just turn up on TV as an *expert*, without the first fucking clue.

Fuck you, Joe Tidy. Well, actually, that's unfair. More like fuck whoever gave him the role of "cyber correspondent" when he's apparently not heard of the technology that powers the lion's share of the whole Web.

Nothing puts the lie to "PHP is irrelevant" like "good morning, 70% of the internet needs to be fixed ASAP".

Oh my DAYS

UPDATE NOW: PHP Security Updates Available for Two Critical Vulnerabilities Our Threat Intelligence team is investigating and will post updates as necessary. Full advisory: www.wordfence.com/blog/2026/10...

it’s fine, it’s not like the white house website is built on wordpress or anything

I'm on holiday but am still reading about PHP and TLS because we are in hell.

To all the members of the PHP Security team: thank you for your work in keeping people and websites safe. Your work is appreciated

the fuck

www.wordfence.com/blog/2026/10...

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

A sleepy feral boi lying in the shade at the top of the Pyramid of Tirana.

Still protests going on but I’ve managed to avoid them so far today. Went to an underground bunker instead and saw a Communist PET.

Picked a great time to come to Albania for a few days. Students vs. police. Who will win?!

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

I'm getting increasingly pissed at the media coverage of the Tesla event the other day, and how they're all talking about the "flying car". It's not a flying car, you *fucks*.

Reminded today of this all-timer from the early days of The Internet

Must be referring to the outrageousness that was the River Thames freezing solid in this year.

As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google Maps.

Went out for a ride around Shropshire and ended up at my airfield, where I noticed this funky little derelict building just chilling at the side of the road.

Underwhelmed, Overwhelmed, Impulsive are we, The Wombles of Wimbledon have ADHD

Three Very Short Songs. (A little bit of very British humour for a Friday morning)

His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”