Gee

Racism and sexual abuse is fine when the team you like does it.

So weird...

I can't imagine a worse hell for this poor family. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There is no middle ground with the kind of people who attack the RNLI. We don’t need to ‘listen’ to them. We need to tell them where to go.

It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.

Hah....

Day 1659 of my 3 day war. One and a half million casualties. We control less of Ukraine now than we did 4 years ago. I remain a master strategist.

British patriots will have a hard time squaring this up in their heads.

Now that I'm an MP again I'm wasting no time getting back to work serving my constituents. For example, I'm flying to Washington next week for a party to mark the anniversary of the launch of GB News in the US.

CW: rape US military bases in the UK are effectively acting as consequence-free rape centres. They should all be shut down. Why aren't the "protect our women and girls" crew storming these bases?

Wow...

Such good news. Human beings are capable of magical and wonderful things. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No responsible society should've allowed any social media site to start recruiting children. The UK social media ban is abusive. The current state of affairs is abusive. I don't know which policy is worse but because adults let it get to this point, their children will never forgive them either way

I lost my job, my kids have whooping cough, and I can't afford steak or gas. But at least now billionaires can use their social media companies to help incite riots.

I get every social media site sucks and their owners are complete ghouls. But if you're still on X at this point, it's because you like this kind of thing.

I remember when Zack Polanski RT'd a person criticising the Police's excessive use of force. He was publicly condemned by the MET Chief as if he had committed a serious crime. Nigel Farage incites riots, AGAIN, and we have complete silence.

Farage is obviously trying to stoke up race riots and exploiting a man’s murder to achieve that. Henry Nowak’s dad said outside court that he does not “want the murder used to create further hatred, division or tension. This is not about racism this is a case about murder." Farage doesn’t care.

I think we'll just make him an honorary Scot.

This will be a test for the reactionary "do the opposite of anything Blair says" crowd.

Keir Starmer’s sister must be delighted to be used as a prop whenever he wants to talk about someone he knows with a rough life.

Some Hunskelping would finish the weekend off perfectly.

Is it woke to not beat your girlfriend or abuse your child?

Reform represent the acceptable kind of Antisemitism.

Robert Jenrick on Question Time said pointing out that I took £5 million from a crypto billionaire is a "smear". In the same way that him helping a billionaire pornographer avoid £45m tax in exchange for a £10k donation was a smear.

Of course he does.

NEW | On the media assault against the Greens and one person in particular… POLANSKI IS PAINTED AS A MONSTER WHILE FARAGE ESCAPES PROPER SCRUTINY The same old playbook is in action. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/polanski-i...

In the future, an excerpt from a history book will read: "Trump was then interviewed by Adin Ross, a man who to prominence by sniffing the seat of convincted sex trafficker and peadophile Andrew Tate on camera"

People are increasingly placing bets that predict measles outbreaks in the US, which could help researchers modelling the spread of the disease

That's old school western antisemitism, which is tolerated by those who would condemn new school antisemitism.

Live from the Strait of Hormuz:

Iran will fold in hours if Trump threatens them with All Summer Long.

Retweet this is you think @timheidecker.bsky.social should hire me as a staff writer for The Onion

I can hear Twitter screaming.

Graham Linehan and Andrew Doyle worked really hard on the script for Rob's comedy set. youtu.be/6T3-LHxkVUs?...

So..... how's YOUR week going so far?

"I can't be bought" Says man who sells video birthday greetings for £70 a time.

Shut it all down. We're never going to top this

i always love it when liberals critique me for being part of some leftist hive mind when like, I voted exclusively for Democrats. I told other people I thought it was best to vote for Democrats. The Democrats lost. And they didn't lose because leftists refused to vote for them.

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises

You have to understand that they do not and will not ever play ‘fair’. They will distort reality in whatever way suits them. Their side are martyrs and anyone else killed by their thugs is just collateral.