Aimee Giese

it was the fuck-aroundest of times, it was the find-outest of times (gift link) www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Recognizing a bad faith plant in a town hall and politely but firmly gutting their gotcha like a fish is an underrated campaign skill.

Do you disavow the sisterhood of the traveling pants

We adopted 2 baby cats. Meet Midge (Ure) and Kate (Bush).

yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.

kind of wonderful to read all these stories about someone who inspires such an outpouring of joy tbh

It’s gonna suck to wake up in a world without Dolly tomorrow.

Keep hydrated as you cry

The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.

someone should tell france they have a soccer match today

This is the “I see London, I see France” and the loser gets depantsed

It's amazing how many of Trump's most spectacular failures are solely because he keeps acting on things as if he knows what he's doing.

There is visually no difference between walking through a spider web and being functionally insane

Are we 100% sure the Great American State Fair isn't just amazing piece of live-action political satire? Like are we going to later find out that the Ferris wheel was Sacha Baron Cohen the whole time?

every time i see the sad spectacle that is freedom250, it’s giving this

“I’m not political” = “I don’t want to own up that everything is political, because it doesn’t hurt me.”

A decade ago, JD Vance told a friend Trump could become "America's Hitler." Today, a crush-them-with-troops Vance looks poised to become America's Hitler, an 80-year-old clogged heartbeat from power We need to stop Vance from becoming 48th president. My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...

Dear god, please make the funny thing happen

Zeus 1 MAGA 0 (At least for an hour.)

Gladstone: You may think, “How did we get here?” For the First Peoples of this land, unfortunately, this has been ongoing since the birth of this country as we know it today. So perhaps the question then is not, “How did we get here?” It’s, “How are we still here?”

Our guy falls asleep at the beach and they howl Their guy falls asleep in MSG during the championship and NO ONE WILL TALK ABOUT IT

Look what I saw at the museum lol

(10 minutes after getting stuck trying to remove my shirt without unbuttoning it) I am tired of fighting, I live in this shirt now

A peace deal like no other. Many are saying it’s the greatest peace ever achieved. Complete and total peace. Very strong. Very peaceful.

Hawaii just enacted a law that effectively neuters Citizens United. Montana could soon follow suit via a ballot referendum. Here's what you should know about the plans to get Big Money out of politics — and how they could be replicated where you live.

Lauren Boebert … c’mon down. You’re the next contestant on You Asked About the Epstein Files. Truly the sign of an innocent man.

Progressive candidate for Colorado AG calls for censure or impeachment of Gov Jared Polis (D) for giving clemency to Tina Peters

Denver ❤️

I am photographing Cabaret Voltaire tonight. Apparently just me and 3 old goths will be there.

I like how we can’t go on expensive vacations until we‘re old enough to start pandemics

Incels love two things: Being furious nobody wants to have kids with them and making sure nobody ever can ever have kids with them.

Being high and home alone on a Saturday night is just opening 14 apps trying to find something to watch but rejecting every option

My latest @nytimes.com oped shows that the White House is dramatically understating the cost of the war in Iran. By my calculations—and I show my work—this war will cost the typical American family thousands, and it could cost them tens of thousands. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/o...

Mother’s Day is tomorrow. Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies so your mom can complain about having to do every damn thing around here!

I know everyone will be shocked by this but Kid Rock is part of the highly inappropriate should be illegal - free vacation paid by corporate sponsors Duffy family reality show. greatamericanroadtrip.org/trailer/

there are like a thousand movies that start this way

When you nurture monsters, they will eventually turn on you. It never fails.

Stop being so cynical. She was not simply trying to get ahead of a horrifying story and shift blame to the victims. She was also trying to make him have another stroke.

Can’t imagine anything I’d want to watch less at a final four game than a fucking Zach brown band and chainsmokers concert

If kids didn't like looking for eggs they wouldn't be here. Easter egg hunts are just leftover sperm instinct.

Markets love TACO Tuesday. It’s the only dip that comes with chips.