Unnamed Mars Colonist

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Some cartoons are great, some are accurate. This one is both.

Congrats once again to all the politicians, journalists, artists, celebrities, and brands who STILL prop up this man’s right-wing propaganda platform every day by using it as an official communication channel.

i would rather read articles about people who saw that the obvious thing was obvious

99% of us are having a hard time right now so please remember: if you see someone stealing food— no you fucking didn’t

What ally of the US detains our politicians and gets away with it with such impunity? None. Israel is a rogue and hostile nation to Americans. Americans are being killed, harassed and beaten there by the IDF and we act like it’s nothing. There is no other country that could get away with this.

i'll give credit to ratman's face-tautening regime, he has the callow youthfulness of a WWII movie buck private who shoots his c/o in the back before he can report him for cowardice

He’s a ten but he thinks the fancy chair in your living room is called a “chase lawn goo.”

If conjoined twins got bitten by a werewolf they’d become a we’rewolf...and send

we don't have a #BirdOfTheDay with little legs, but we do have this comparable sheep for your consideration

"Blood Meridian" audiobook as narrated by Sam Kinison

When I was a kid it was impossible to see a naked woman. We had to draw our own porn and just guess at how big a lady's penis was.

I don’t want to die I just want to be at peace with dying. Do you understand that? The difference.

my t-shirts didn't kill a bunch of kids in africa though

i have decided to go permanently insane over commentators STILL acting like Elizabeth Holmes's public sin was defrauding investors, rather than knowingly and intentionally subjecting unsuspecting patients to inaccurate blood-test results that could have fucking KILLED THEM

this is not a drill! this shit has been so hard to find on streaming for ages. one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen! watch it tonight!!!

me: the baby’s trying to eat the bonsai plant again her: we may need to get rid of it me: who’s gonna take a baby that eats plants

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"You there, boy. What day is it today?" "Why it's a doner kebab, sir." "That's not what I asked, but fuck it. Merry Doner Kebab. Merry Doner Kebab to all"

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate cis people

The invincible airplane

same old story, pardner

People look at me sideways when I tell them I'm a FAN of abortion but I am. Same way I'm a fan of divorce. Both protect the autonomy of women, even if they're sad in the moment

new tingler 'NOT POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT TESLO FLYING CAR BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUSLY FAKE BUT I’M SURE PEOPLE WHO THINK THE PIRATES AT THEME PARKS ARE REAL AND BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIANS ARE ACTUAL WIZARDS ARE PUMPED.' out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HNHXRGJ2/ and patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

Glad I saw it in theaters

Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out with a statement opposing the raid on Ilhan Omar before Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Democratic Party

ilhan omar endorsed kamala harris in july of 2024, four months before the election, stop lying you fucking racist

This Day in Labor History: October 16, 1859. John Brown and a group of followers invade the federal arsenal at Harpers Ferry, Virginia (today WV) to start a war and end slavery. Let's talk about this key moment in American labor history!

World War II propaganda is good actually

NEW: ICE is trying to deport a mother of 4 while her husband is at Fort Benning in Army basic training. When she went to pick up the family's military IDs, Navy personnel turned her over to ICE. She's been in the US since age six. With @nancyayoussef.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

hitting the boosters on my flying tesla and 9/11-ing the third floor of the world's tallest mcdonalds

your harry potter fandom is killing trans people. full. stop.

Backrooms trying to remember some ladies that work at Nordstrom

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

From @theathletic.com: A high school football coach in Oregon was fired for running up the score and going for multiple onside kicks in a 63-0 victory against a severely undermanned opponent. The game was called at halftime.