Guzma's Cafe

Guzma's Cafe

@guzmascafe.bsky.social

https://allmylinks.com/guzmascafe I'm Michael! Or Guzma! Whichever you prefer. Streamer & Official Numskull Streams on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 8PM EST. Currently playing Pokemon3D! Art by the lovely and talented WillowWispVT!

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we've created a no AI notice to reassure people seeing our trailers and games with hand drawn lettering and a relaxing cute fox, and it's also up on itch in multiple formats* for anyone to use: eniko.itch.io/cute-fox-no-... *with/without fox, transparent/opaque, in 4k, 2160p, 1440p, 1080p, and 720p

Trans people have always existed and they will always exist and they are fucking awesome and if you have a problem with that I will gladly fist fight you

JenWave1995@jenwave1995.bsky.social

When trans creators are subtle, people dismiss the trans subtext as “headcanon.” When trans creators are loud and proud, people call it “obnoxious” and “cringe.” They just don’t want us to be represented in media at all. Because they don’t want us to exist at all.

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When trans creators are subtle, people dismiss the trans subtext as “headcanon.” When trans creators are loud and proud, people call it “obnoxious” and “cringe.” They just don’t want us to be represented in media at all. Because they don’t want us to exist at all.

I will never forgive EA for this shit

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Austin Wintory - "My Mass Effect 5 early musical drafts" - ~22 minutes of potential Mass Effect 5 music www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBO8...

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Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Apache is putting his life on the line. Man is willing to risk it ALL.

ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0@apachesmash.bsky.social

I'm watching a guy describe the experience of rowing from New York to England in a team of four spending 56 days at sea in a coffin and I realise it's almost the same as what I'm putting myself through to obtain speedrun records in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

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This shit just writes itself at this point. Just the name "Epic AI MegaJam" is a joke that best describes what is going on with these companies.

"im putting ben franklin in a kimura" is fucking sending me

Jason Concepcion@netw3rk.bsky.social

ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

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ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

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how all of these conversations would actually go

Philip Bump@pbump.com

Even if this were viable as a concept (that there's an afterlife; that it allows conversations with others; that enslavers are going the same place as you), who cares? Oh, are you mad at me, Ben Franklin? Tough shit.

My health is taking such a hit right now. I'm trying really hard to stay hopeful. But I don't really know what to do. Everything has been such a struggle to get movement on and I'm worried all of this won't even pay off. And on top of it bills and debt just keep piling up. This fucking sucks man.

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If you're an #indiegamedev #indiegames participating in Next Fest, and you are NOT using genAi poppycock, feel free to put your steam page here if it makes it easier for folks to find your game. I will share and try to get eye balls for you.

Steam@steampowered.com

Next Fest is back, with a new and improved UI for all your browsing needs! From now until October 26th, check out thousands (literally) of demos for games of all types - from frantic cooking typers to frozen railway games, there's something for everyone. store.steampowered.com/sale/nextfest

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These people are no longer welcome in groups in person as they've already exhausted the good will of people they know IRL So they are constantly invading new online spaces looking to spread misery If you wouldn't hang out with someone in person, don't tolerate them online

ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0@apachesmash.bsky.social

You should kick people out of your Discords for being weird awkward vibe killers more

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BioWare statement

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Bloomberg: Electronic Arts to Cut 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWare www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Fuck EA. Fuck Andrew Wilson. Fuck Saudi Arabia. Fuck Mohammed bin Salman. Fuck Jared Kushner. Fuck every single scummy, billionaire, ass sucking CEO and executive that led to this. I fucking hate watching the industry I love so much completely crumbling because of rich ass holes who don't care.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

new Mass Effect game is canceled '“over the past several months, we’ve taken a hard look at our business” and will cut some projects, including the next Mass Effect game, which was in early development at BioWare.'

Having to take a course at work on the "Ethical Use of AI" is infuriating because I really want to just reply to the email saying "There isn't any." And then just log off for the day.

Hey, if you made REAL games like the lovely @uglycoal.bsky.social here make it known! I'll do my best to share EVERY human made game I see because those are the games I want and I know they are what you want too! Check out Selkie's Salvage! store.steampowered.com/app/4984870/...

store.steampowered.comSelkie's Salvage&Co. on SteamSelkie’s Salvage&Co. is a first-person physics based incremental fishing game. Your task is to clean up the flooded planet! Fish up scrap, grind all of it down and collect trinkets of the past. Ex...
uglycoal@uglycoal.bsky.social

this is my vent art

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Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

I really wish I could get this. The SNES was my first game console ever. And my grandparents ruined the one I grew up playing at their house.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Super Nt+ and Mega Sg+ preorders up on Analogue in 10 minutes (8 AM PT - $219.99 each) buff.ly/3yloNDg

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Last I'll post about this, but Elon Musk disagrees with me. This means I am onto something, and I feel more valid in my opinion than ever.