Dave

The same guy who endorsed tafoya in the strib today wrote that "70 percent of the teams in the NBA could fold tomorrow and nobody would notice a difference with the possible exception of increase in street crime." He's considered a moderate.

saying "fuck it send" instead of "amen" at the end of every prayer

@bakerbarnes loves the stick library at the beach: #AGoodPlace

I believe in government of the people, by the people, and for the people. Mike Rogers believes in government of the billionaires, by the corporations, and for the special interests.

Israeli elections are tomorrow. I know they can take weeks to decide but here's hoping Bibi's party gets trounced and he ends up in international court.

Apparently “cranking your hog” has nothing to do with starting your motorcycle, and now I’m mortified inside this Harley dealership.

Texas, do you actually want things to get better or do what to have more stagnation with the dude who has been in power for decades? Abbott hasn't made Texas better and he's had plenty of time to do so, if he wanted.

This is so beautiful

Thank goodness. Let's go!

Harrison Butker needs to spend more time practicing his kicking and less time practicing an esoteric Catholicism that you can only access after watching 1000 hours of YouTube and growing a little beard.

DEAR GAWD I LOVE THIS WOLVES TEAM!!

She's a beauty

I will fight like hell to release the full, unredacted Epstein files. It is shameful that survivors have been waiting for justice for so long. I was honored to meet with Epstein survivors when they came to Omaha and won’t ignore them in the Senate like my opponent has.

Trump looks and sounds like a literal demon today

“I’m in here! Waiting for you…” a voice called from the kitchen. I follow a tapping that’s coming from the fridge. “I know you’re out there.” It said. I open the door slowing. A wheel of cheese greets me, knife in hand. My time has finally come.

Bullet dodged, KOC. Let’s grind ‘em down, offense #skolvikings

🖤

so distraught I tried leaping into a volcano but the kids at this science fair just look annoyed

Sunday music. An oldie but a goodie.

Jeezuz, what could be if the Vikings had a QB

this “you can’t be white anymore” ad can’t possible be persuasive to anyone whose not already like that right?

I was at a library yesterday and they have hiking backpack and gear you can borrow! Like the library has EVERYTHING

“Ruthless” is a borderline psychotic way to characterize that Ramaswamy ad

“Where the Buffalo Roam” (1980)

Every Godzilla movie

It really shouldn't require people to debunk this sort of absolute gutter racism but Somalis are strikingly hard-working people and this was noticeable basically as soon as they started arriving. They came legally, they're hard working, they learn English, they make their kids do their homework.

THIS IS ME: ▪︎height - 5'10” ▪︎ age - 57 ▪︎ sign - ♈️ ▪︎ guilty food pleasure - Nutella Peanut and crackers ▪︎ tattoos - 4 ▪︎ fave season - summer ▪︎ fave color - 🔵 ▪︎ fave holiday - Thanksgiving ▪︎ fave flower - coneflowers, but all pollinators

A reminder that Bolsonaro’s father plotted to stay in power by poisoning Lula, assassinating the Vice President, and murdering a Supreme Court justice after losing his reelection bid. He is currently serving a 27 year prison sentence for his crimes. Any wonder why Trump is helping his son?

Praying for all the workers, the first responders on scene, and everyone nearby at the Quaker Oats factory in Cedar Rapids right now. https://cbs2iowa.com/news/local/smoke-near-quaker-oats-in-downtown-cedar-rapids-fire-smoke-interstate-traffic

One of the most effective things Obama could do for the party is let it rip like this all year long. He's so good, but he saves it for rallies a few weeks before elections like it's a severely-limited resource and that's just not how the modern communications environment has evolved.

A bottle of Jack makes an appearance at Minnesota’s win over Iowa cc: @cjzero.bsky.social, @rodger.bsky.social

First date idea: you let me marinate in a tub of warm, liquid Advil.

God I miss him.

Taking out the trash!!!

"I could set that up" -- Trump says he could "violate" Gov. Pritzker and send in the troops to Chicago

Hmmmmm . . .